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Christians are just Trekkies with older source material and more fanfic.
Valuable modern life skill: the ability to remain calm, happy, and silent while others are wrong on the internet.
A stark reminder that we're just guests on this planet.
Me: Please, let me give you money.
Me: Your rejection only makes me want you more.
Apple/AT&T: We know.
Twitter sending me email is like my car dropping horse shit behind it.
Maybe China could give me access to my Twitter archive.
Someday soon the laws protecting marriage inequality will be as embarrassing to Americans as drinking fountains labeled "colored".
Blaming phones/social networks/internet is like being angry at oxygen for letting the terrorists breathe.
Personally, I'm glad the web gives us the chance to be bad at things in public, because that's the only way to get good at anything.
Hashtag bugs on tv shows are like watching your dad try to ride a skateboard.
People who do not use serial commas upset my parents, Ayn Rand and God.
Imagine you're walking down the street, absentmindedly kicking a rock. Someone runs up and starts scoring every kick. That's Klout.
When Ron Paul is the sanest guy in the room, you really need to find a new room.
Twitter was more fun when I could bitch about a company without them replying to ask how they can provide me with excellent service today.
Restless entrepreneur, consultant @FertileMedium, CEO @CuteFight, plant nerd @Plantgasm, author of Design for Community, mostly harmless.