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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    Gift @freaksong Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    Sometimes, the funhouse I live in is ironic, at best.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    I raised the roof.

    It left home.

    Everything got ruined the first time it rained.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    The gratitude I get from this job reminds me of nothing.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    zero fucks sold plus no fucks given 1 fuck came back minus receipt but with 2 shits & a rat's ass crazy that shit made me probably stolen

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    Tried getting over myself.

    Ended up stuck wearing an asshat.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    I more than like the way bowl of soup sounds in the middle.

    Above is what I call a thinking person's tweet.

    Meep. Meep.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    The reason I'm on twitter is because it's like Disneyland for my thumb.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    For your information, I didn't even ride in on a horse.

    And even if I did, I don't suppose you saw which way he went.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    This tweet wouldn't even work if it could stay at home and get paid to sleep.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    "I found my towels in the bowels of an owl.” ~my reply to a sales lady who asked me what brought me into Bed, Bath & Beyond

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    If you must know, the reason I need a bat cave is because I already have the phone.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    The reason I'm on twitter is because occasionally your mom gets off me to make me some coffee.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    Every time my travels take me around the world, it occurs to me how much easier it would've been if I had just turned left.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    Life wouldn’t be so hard, had I a hammock and a yard.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    Dear Diarrhea,

    Sorry I haven't written in you lately.
    To be fair, it's not all my fault.

    Every time I write in you, I ruin my pen.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    Really hard to tell which part of what's happening right now mainly just has to do with my old age. Okay, maybe late middle ages.. Whatever.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    If we really landed on the moon, then does that mean I'm adopted?

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    What makes my claw-footed Smart tub a boat that floats, you ask?

    Not sure really.

    It does do this thing I call 'bionic doggie-paddling'.

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  • freaksong
      freaksong @freaksong

    What can I say? A whole lotta exotic sheep dancers got stuck on a pole last night while I was counting 'em and transformed it into lambpost.

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