Yes, it was me who taught Billy Idol how to spell. Originally, his song went: "With a Scrabble 'L', she cried, 'More, more, more..'"

The crowd wasn’t doing the wave for Paul McCartney during the opening ceremony. That was the international sign for drowning.

I feel like Chuck Norris did after I hit him over the head with his walker.

We all live..got illegally foreclosed on by a criminal banking cartel..in a yellow submarine.

Totally forgot the words. ;)

I saw her today at the erection..

In honor of her hat & his favorite dessert, ever since the queen knighted his buddy, he's been calling him, Lime Sir Bert.

True story.

Motley Crüe was originally going to call itself Gobblity Goop, but the group didn't know how to spell 'gobblity'..

Probably.

What do you call it when you have sex with your mother? Incest.

With your sister? Same.

Interesting.

How 'bout when I have sex with her?

She rose me like Lazarus.

love buggy joy ride
grows
up & coming

me she her we were
as Nazareth’s chosen 1
smokingbrush firewaterhazardous

Lao Tzu advised The Chipmunks, "Let your songs rule the country like you fry small fish, so no one pulls a Thoreau & burns the forest down."