summer lovin had me a blast summer lovin tore up my ass

#howtoreplytoiloveyou oh no I'm hallucinating that people actually care about me again

get a job? but eating raw cookie dough while simultaneously crying and writing shitty tweets is all I know how to do

sexual tension between you and the microwave timer

my cat is literally obese no makeups no edits no nuthiN http://t.co/MEh6ICbN

sexual tension between you and you

nobody cares about your happiness

a short story about my love life: the end

rt if ur butt is rad as heck

it's too cold to be alive

wow so full *grabs slice of apple pie with bare hands* can't even move *shoves mashed potatoes in mouth* no more food *shoves head in gravyb

permanently single and not really sure what mingling even means tbh

*wake up* *go to school* *go home* *die 80 times* *repeat*

smh just smh til my neck falls apart

#EasilyAttractedTo dat ass

I'd rather rip off each of my fingernails w gardening plyers than go back to school next month

my wedding vow: "ilysm"

"hi how are you" "yes" -me trying to talk to strangers

#embarassyourbestfriend http://t.co/yKK5VCbj

a stranger on the Internet is one thing; but a stranger on the Internet with a great sense of humor is totally different