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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Let's be honest.

    It's called a cell phone because you're trapped in it.

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    moreofffmeDhruv_RS_bunnyhunter_candyland1996molls663TheZebrawolfWhtUReallyMeanrandomover2
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    moreofffmevaaaalentinobunnyhunter_molls663hythemafiaTheZebrawolfC____StephensWhtUReallyMean
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    I'm on my second wife. She's somebody else's wife,but I'm on her.

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    jon_aleylomhow1234Ideal_Victoriaonce_fabulouscandyland1996NotUrGumarWhtUReallyMeaniinkedZombie
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    Ideal_VictoriaNotUrGumarhythemafiaC____StephensWhtUReallyMeaniinkedZombierandomover2SamuelHLowe
    JaySaysStuff
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Mata at Piccadilly station in full United kit with 8 on the back,busking and playing I am the resurrection on a Spanish guitar.

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    noneofyours99CanadianMclovinmarkste71128147JohnDuffy21Truculent67PinkLipstitchhythemafiaMarcmywords2
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    hythemafianoneofyours99PinkLipstitchMarcmywords2Eliasfarrajlovemydogduckheron14tomcomerfordnut
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    If you retweet this you will live forever.

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    candyland1996JohnDuffy21karlainvtRohitKohli236JLazySAngusLetGoBeFreeDoUTruculent67PinkLipstitch
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    vaaaalentinohythemafiakarlainvtAkshayLuhadiyaRohitKohli236Miz_Mental_CaseLetGoBeFreeDoUTruculent67
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Did you kno?
    The average tweeter spends two hundred billion years of their life waiting for their twitter page to fucking refresh.

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    ThatTexassholeabbycohenwlCanadianMclovinJohnDuffy21RohitKohli236Truculent67MrShuggothPinkLipstitch
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    kaylahgreulhythemafiaAkshayLuhadiyaRohitKohli236PinkLipstitchEliasfarrajlovemydogduckmeezyj7
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Sorry you're breaking up. I can't hear you. Yes I know we're in the same room and not on the phone at all. No can't hear you. Sorry.

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    MadamTweetsALotTheRealRHBeoowynn_311KrunK37WhtUReallyMeanthisnextturnnoneofyours99jenvillamere
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    HaniftwittsjranddiQamaludeenTheRealRHBvahsiNTheWillieCoxJrWhtUReallyMeannoneofyours99
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Life is too short to be on Twitter.
    My next eighteen thousand tweets will attempt to discuss this in more depth.

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    moreofffmeWhtUReallyMeanTruculent67nnamdyjuniorSingleGirlAlert__KrazykurtKurtbaciivLengsanity1
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    moreofffmeWhtUReallyMeanSingleGirlAlert__KrazykurtKurtjollyjuileeLengsanity1noneofyours99SassyTexasGal
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    It's not a real Twitter addiction until you'd prefer to chop your cock off than your thumb.

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    moreofffmeKrazykurtKurtnoneofyours99CanadianMclovinJohnDuffy21Truculent67PinkLipstitchhythemafia
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    moreofffmeKrazykurtKurtnoneofyours99PinkLipstitchkv8EliasfarrajlovemydogduckSondraDeeMe
    Just_Lee_
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Why isn't Foulkes playing? #BusbyOut.

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    noneofyours99hythemafiakv8lovemydogduckArtistic_HLsaintratchetMrStevieGWozdog2
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    noneofyours99mtbartkowskiwozdog67Wozdog2HarryCH97JPizzleFIFAGrindleyTomSMTPersonaX
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    United have never,ever lost a premier league game at Old ,trafford when leading at half time.played 200.won 188.drawn 12.lost ZERO.

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    CanadianMclovinJohnDuffy21kv8hythemafialovemydogduckBeingDBEASTShoutingGoddessroadkill3x
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    lovemydogduckBren27______________AkandeTemitayorSirChuyGaxiolapal_united28franditjsreeragtgykaye17
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Post more about how many followers you've gained and lost. These tweets are fascinating.

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    baciivlgbk44noneofyours99BigskoolritingCanadianMclovin_LilMissSarcasmRohitKohli236JohnDuffy21
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    noneofyours99Bigskoolriting_LilMissSarcasmRohitKohli236PinkLipstitchkv8AcidicKnivesKandistor
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Don't blame Danny Welbeck for saying he dreamed of playing for somebody else.

    I always dreamed he'd play for somebody else as well.

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    Amuckery__noneofyours99CanadianMclovinjohnpen08459392JohnDuffy2107_JK_07Gary_Young7AdamClilverd
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    noneofyours99johnpen08459392klavierstukZaaks_11mufcokredBLR_HasherFaisal_RedDevilmufc67
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Manchester United have regained the title in the season following the last FOUR world cups.
    Just a thought that hit me.

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    JohnDuffy21kv8mikey24evansgriffunitedcrash_ChordsFaysalKhan23NevinFernEuan23
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    FesKayaniWeakyrishta_mufcSoS_InsaneRustum09MrRedPhilFideoMUFC7AngelMichael_7TNC_Justin
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Did you know? If you put a fifty pence piece in the microwave for exactly 78 seconds,then you are a cunt.

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    BigskoolritingJohnDuffy21PinkLipstitchkv8ShoutingGoddessJumpingJesusHginger_xtc__Bulldog0613
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    PinkLipstitchkv8tania_nadmatt82saltMeowLeCatAlexiaToffiEricTheKing_99Damian7Nicholls
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Seventeen years today since Eric Cantona kicked that little prick in the stand.

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    BigskoolritingJohnDuffy21kv8BeerhazeShoutingGoddessJumpingJesusHBulldog0613MrTurst
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    johnjudsonSim_MUFCchopmooseGraemeBandeiraElactron0xexplorerAbu_Madnessmaggie_1975mufc
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Nobody has mentioned that Gerrard was a plate of shit.

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    JohnDuffy21kv8CbMayomayoiamNoelleweaponovchoiceRyanTahmassebidjrichreasonkmgwm
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    pierreddaorobbiepokerBToozaFifi_the_WitchsmokedoakJacquesLeFacew4key7maryam_zaheer
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Squillaci and Djourou are trending.it might as well be zippy and bungle.

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    JohnDuffy21kv8roadkill3xJumpingJesusHpjlynchMrTurstpiplips
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    MariaBartleyHogwartsWitch_Poshmanc2RantingJonbrookey_11JennyMartin79PaulMelvjoem4tthews
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Come over here and hold this dartboard while me and my blind mate throw knives at it.

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    JohnDuffy21PinkLipstitchkv8squirrel74wkgnlllvvvzzzdevilsadvocaterMILF_ificent__fusedude
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    PinkLipstitchkv8squirrel74wkgnMILF_ificent__fusedudeby_demons_be__notyourmechanicslamdancenance
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    If Madrid want de gea,then give us Ronaldo,Bale and the tree he climbs.
    If not,no deal you government funded bag of excrement.

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    frhtyurtsevenJohnDuffy21313103103okIts_De_RossievanlannisterK__Rabaiihotunemendahiggins88
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    313103103okMlle_LYYdirichiiumarrgafaiem_jibreeljay_MandemSarkodie_MufcIillDaquan
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Martin Allen on talksport just murdered a citeh fan.he said aren't you embarrassed that after all the cash you spent u brought hargreaves on

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@Freddy_Mash

@Freddy_Mash

I Find Ways.