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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Let's be honest.

    It's called a cell phone because you're trapped in it.

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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    I'm on my second wife. She's somebody else's wife,but I'm on her.

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    JaySaysStuff
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Mata at Piccadilly station in full United kit with 8 on the back,busking and playing I am the resurrection on a Spanish guitar.

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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Sorry you're breaking up. I can't hear you. Yes I know we're in the same room and not on the phone at all. No can't hear you. Sorry.

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    DanKCharnleyBeamishBoisgtblueeyesJulie_McGann1XLCadillacScott_A_GilmoreDaringDareBearAGreaterMonster
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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    If you retweet this you will live forever.

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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Did you kno?
    The average tweeter spends two hundred billion years of their life waiting for their twitter page to fucking refresh.

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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Life is too short to be on Twitter.
    My next eighteen thousand tweets will attempt to discuss this in more depth.

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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    It's not a real Twitter addiction until you'd prefer to chop your cock off than your thumb.

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    Just_Lee___
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Why block people when you can call them a cunt?

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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Why isn't Foulkes playing? #BusbyOut.

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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Post more about how many followers you've gained and lost. These tweets are fascinating.

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    katfishTheMossman82Scott_A_GilmoreDreamAbsintheSamuelHLowenoneofyours99Bigskoolriting_LilMissSarcasm
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    United have never,ever lost a premier league game at Old ,trafford when leading at half time.played 200.won 188.drawn 12.lost ZERO.

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    Burds_1CanadianMclovinJohnDuffy21kv8hythemafialovemydogduckBeingDBEASTShoutingGoddess
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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Don't blame Danny Welbeck for saying he dreamed of playing for somebody else.

    I always dreamed he'd play for somebody else as well.

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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Come over here and hold this dartboard while me and my blind mate throw knives at it.

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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Did you know? If you put a fifty pence piece in the microwave for exactly 78 seconds,then you are a cunt.

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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Manchester United have regained the title in the season following the last FOUR world cups.
    Just a thought that hit me.

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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Obertan,Obertan does whatever a spider can.
    Runs around,does fuck all.
    When it rains he curls up in a ball. Look out.
    Obertan is a mong.

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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Seventeen years today since Eric Cantona kicked that little prick in the stand.

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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Nobody has mentioned that Gerrard was a plate of shit.

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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Squillaci and Djourou are trending.it might as well be zippy and bungle.

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    MariaBartleyHogwartsWitch_Poshmanc2RantingJonbrookey_11__JennyMartin79PaulMelvjoem4tthews
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