Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
#BusbyBabes keep RTing it every time you see it
#BusbyBabes get it trending by three o'clock.RT this as much as possible.
If you retweet this you will live forever.
Did you kno?
The average tweeter spends two hundred billion years of their life waiting for their twitter page to fucking refresh.
United have never,ever lost a premier league game at Old ,trafford when leading at half time.played 200.won 188.drawn 12.lost ZERO.
I'm on my second wife. She's somebody else's wife,but I'm on her.
Squillaci and Djourou are trending.it might as well be zippy and bungle.
Seventeen years today since Eric Cantona kicked that little prick in the stand.
Did you know? If you put a fifty pence piece in the microwave for exactly 78 seconds,then you are a cunt.
Post more about how many followers you've gained and lost. These tweets are fascinating.
Martin Allen on talksport just murdered a citeh fan.he said aren't you embarrassed that after all the cash you spent u brought hargreaves on
Best part about carragher retiring? You never got a title. Not even close. But he had to watch united win ten in his career. Hahahahahaha.
If any vagina owners wanna come and cook me some food while I drink and play on Twitter then I'll pay you with 7 or 8 life altering orgasms.
Why does it say 'what's happening' on the thing before you write a tweet? Nothings Fucking happening,that's why I've got time to tweet shit.
'Illegal drugs are now cheaper and purer than at any time in the last twenty years.' A positive news story at last.
Shout out to all United fans who aren't idle minded enough to indulge in transfer speculation of which they know nothing about.
Your tweet has been favourited by 852 billion people. Here is a brick. Shove it up your arsehole.
Holy fuck I've only got 22 seconds to live. Oh wait,I was looking at the microwave.
Hey follower who I lost. You can't read this.
I sit with my face two inches from the television shouting ARE WE SKYPING? to newsreaders and suchlike. They ignore me. We are skyping tho.