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But soft, what light from yonder window breaks? It is the East, and I can see Russia from my front porch. #bardofwasilla #shakespalin
CNN can't confirm the plane crash video is real, so they are running it
Instead of making you interpret illegible symbols, CAPTCHA should just tell robots "Please Report to the Dance Floor." Problem solved.
Sonny and Chair #InsertChair
I swear I just heard matt ryan audible "corey miller."
I think RNC should be given a prize, for finding the only black woman in all of Utah.
Somebody is saying very bad rumors about me. So you don't need to tell me.
Arab spring, fall forward
The wave is like a streaker, don't encourage by showing on tv.
If Kevin Spacey does a Siri commercial, that does it.
Breaking news: One of the entrants in the Kentucky Derby was really Rick Pitino and another guy in a horse costume