this is an otter eating snowflakes. http://t.co/AhQfJSlp You're welcome.

@purplemontart @theladyisugly @sinistra_blache I think it's just a big ball of wibbly-wobbly marriagey-warriagey... stuff.

http://t.co/PHyGJfSs I like this picture.

http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/4076.html?thread=11592940#t11592940 Sherlobster. /Sherlobster/. Oh /fandom/. I love you. /So much/.

This dude is just Too Cool. http://t.co/Brea90XY (yes that is a legit portrait painted in 1807.)

http://t.co/AvMkGCeM http://t.co/ooV3ow30 Here are recipes! Both are vegan. The blue velvet cupcakes are /really good/.

http://t.co/zBDQ3V6Y So if we actually do MLP cosplay, these are happening.

.@inventrix Someone please write a talking Irish dolphin who steals buildings.

Has anyone tried to Kickstart (Kickstarter?) the terraformation of Mars yet?

http://i53.tinypic.com/34i45k5.jpg Possibly the best picture of me ever taken. Thank you, @mechanicalkoi.

Fry and top with honey. Contains 75% of your daily recommended allowance of in-jokes.

Fold honey, nutmeg, cinnamon into whipped cream. Add fruits. Prepare like samosas; I used this recipe: http://bit.ly/czwC2y

Recipe: One lime, one orange, one banana, chopped very small; 1C heavy cream, whipped stiff; dash of nutmeg, cinnamon; 1tbsp honey

Dear @feikoi, @ceruleanbreeze convulses most entertainingly when you poke her ribs.

@sinistra_blache I know, you ought to be. I suspect with training I could get better at this. I could be your padawan.

Twitter. 130 pages of tweets is NOT ENOUGH. I /know/ you have everything stored, you little brat. ::shakes servers until archives fall out::

Also, @ceruleanbreeze, dear minion, I still can't believe you did that and it was amazing and you sound very Australian, you know.

@khali_blache Rassilon was a monumental bastard. But we knew that.

...curiosity, and those free mascaras my Mom keeps getting at Clinique. http://twitpic.com/75tss

Today's impromptu crossplay attempt brought to you by @kurilu, a glass of wine, boredom...http://twitpic.com/75tqq