@real_liam_payne there's a young footballer fighting for his life in hospital, your gay 1D trends are meaningless. #PrayForMuamba isn't.

This is too funny @rileyy_69 http://t.co/45ghOQuq

#secondaryschoolmemories pressing 'DJ' on the keyboards when your music teacher is speaking

"@urawhore_
how embarrassing for city, getting beat in their own ground" happens to EVERY team EVERY season pretty much..

@dcrackers_itfc @danwrexham @domncfcellis did I just see an Ipswich fan slag non league football off for having shit fans? Lmfao irony.

to all Man United fans calling all City fans scum cos of Rio getting coined:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQWRlJ7RjWE …

Said it in the Euros and I'll say it again, Zlatan Ibrahimovic is so overrated

You should never boo your own team

#GoalsIWillAlwaysRemember Sergio Aguero v QPR, not a City fan but gives me goosebumps every time I see it!!

every Italian player celebrated except Balotelli, who went to console Hart. Top guy!

High five to the guy who smacked Joey Barton last night!

anyone fancy retweeting and helping me get to 1000 followers? :D

#thingsthatpissmeoff people who think they're loved by everyone when infact they're disliked by everyone

'If your boyfriend does this then he's a keeper'
*Attaches photo of goalkeeper*

FUCK OFF!!

Wouldn't feel like deadline day if the annual stoke mongs weren't there!

“@danblues1995: Random Irish bloke said "nice jacket, mod you" haha” wow such a mod #wearethemods #modfather

Proper drives me mad when people take the minus amounts on The Chase

I miss how everything was this time last year

Hahahaha wtf just looked at everything on my phone from last night and there's 3 videos of the whole room singing Avril Lavine + Girls Aloud

so annoying when somethings bothering you when it really shouldn't