"Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?" NO. NO WE CAN'T. STFU.

Must. stop. retweeting. @epictweets_ :P

oh, sweet nothing.

I could throw my phone against the wall right now. I'd be sad afterwards. But the actual throwing of the phone would be so satisfactory.

"@wewanta1dsnog: “I’d rather be a kid and play with paper planes, than be a man and play with a woman’s heart.” — Niall Horan" Deep. :)

*eating French toast* Me: "I wonder whose idea it was to put bread in egg?" Dad and brother: "The French." xD

love comes slow, and it goes so fast.

I bruise easily, so be gentle when you handle me.

@masturbathe mistique

@aguywithnolife guuuurl! where have you been? :p

@1druinsmylife omfg thank you xx

Never grow up.

end of the world on friday who's excited

#IHaveACrushOn yo mamma

Why being a pessimist is great: you're always either right or pleasantly surprised.

Just a perfect day, you make me forget myself.

"Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question that he wanted to spend his whole life answering."

Why do random people add me on bbm and then ask me who I am :/ gtfo

Congratulations, @barackobama! :)

You are the most beautiful combination of DNA.