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6 more followers til 100! Woooo! #twittervirgin
Twitter was invented for driving.
Twitter makes my morning commute go by so fast
I can taste the old spice. This really is hell.
A DMV worker actually just said this may take a while. HA HA HA!!!!! No shit buddy.
I now have 120 followers, does this mean it's safe to drink to celebrate for 120 days?
Yield sign may be the same color as a stop sign but it doesn't mean stop fuck wad #commuterproblems
I better be in the right fucking line. The last sign had an arrow pointing down. To confirm we are in hell.
And was sliding around while tweeting that last tweet #hazardoustweeting
Wait. February has 29 days???
Its one of those i want Jameson with my coffee kind of days
Driving stick eating banana and tweeting. In stop and go traffic. #likeaboss
So sore I can barely move #toughmudder
Fun loving criminal slowly yearning to become a Master