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Tomorrow is National Beer Day... known in Ireland as 'Day.'
PRO TIP: When a woman says 'do whatever you want,' DO NOT DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! DON'T!
My orgasm face makes me look like a deaf person trying to talk
Gay is not a choice. RELIGION is a choice
WARNING: If you see tweets offering free clips of the new Nickelback album DO NOT CLICK. It links to free clips of the new Nickelback album.
A really good friend will clear your hard drive after you die! Then, burn it. Then, the house. Then strangle your parrot.
I'm against protesting but I don't know how to show it
please don't ask me about my pan pizza. (it's personal)
If you don't like gay marriage, don't get gay married.
You look really stupid with your face
I was going to make the bed but I have a penis
I'm more scared of the Zumba Apocalypse
Becoming 'Twitter-Famous' is kinda like winning at the Special Olympics
At least Lance Armstrong had the ball to come clean
Everything I know about Mexico is from Taco Bell
If I was a country, my Gross National Product would be snot.
My superpower would be having sex with people without waking them
Have some kids, I fucking dare you. You'll love it. You'll flip the fuck out from the constant fucking fun fuck fuck fuck FUCK
I combined my grocery list with my bucket list and now I need toilet paper and Jack Daniels and then I can die
Radio dude. Visionary. Humble. Voice-a-palooza @Boobie_Mcboob is totally gonna get some.
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