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Just overheard - "who the hell knows. Maybe my wifes cheatin on me. Who knows what she does all day at work."
Autocorrect just changed my sentence, "kesha can suck my butthole" to' Jesus can suck my birthplace' wtf
i feel bad for ditching this 1guy, but the fact that he texts "when are you free for a good pounding" supports my new asexuality.
Pretty much, if a vagina or a mouth is in front of a man, they wont say no. It doesnt mean they like you, silly slut.
Some guy sent me a message that says, "do you want to fuck me all night long?" So i sent back, "probably not."
Twitter: making your meaningless life feel meaningful.
Dear Google+, please just go away, nobody likes you. &please stop creating profiles of me that i cant get rid of.
I think we should all do a twitter secret santa
In an effort to bring the twitter convos away from politics, im going to tweet bout what REALLY matters : blowjobs.
Sext: picked up an enema. Come over.
"I want to put my cock inside you," he whispered in her ear. #fuckfiftyshadesofgray #anyonecanwritedirtystories #butidontreallycareto
Twitter, im gonna be self absorbed &demand encouragement. Im jobless. Do i suck it up4 another pathetic job, or write great american novel?
Wtf if the big deal with follow backs and trophy giving and award bullshit? Who cares, it's the fucking internet. Read me or dont.
Just saw a piece of shit. Shes still a piece of shit after all these years. At least some things never change
i'm a terrible person. converse with me and we'll be the best of internet buddies and shit rainbows while we ride flying unicorns with purple hooves.