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Just overheard - "who the hell knows. Maybe my wifes cheatin on me. Who knows what she does all day at work."
i feel bad for ditching this 1guy, but the fact that he texts "when are you free for a good pounding" supports my new asexuality.
Pretty much, if a vagina or a mouth is in front of a man, they wont say no. It doesnt mean they like you, silly slut.
Some guy sent me a message that says, "do you want to fuck me all night long?" So i sent back, "probably not."
So grossed out by @polaroid_rage eating calamari right now. I love ocean creatures, esp octopi & I feel like she's eating my friends lol
Planning @polaroid_rage s bday party. Send her presents to P.O. box 814 portchester, ny 10573. Im poor i need help getting her gifts. <3
In an effort to bring the twitter convos away from politics, im going to tweet bout what REALLY matters : blowjobs.
"I want to put my cock inside you," he whispered in her ear. #fuckfiftyshadesofgray #anyonecanwritedirtystories #butidontreallycareto
Twitter, im gonna be self absorbed &demand encouragement. Im jobless. Do i suck it up4 another pathetic job, or write great american novel?
Wtf if the big deal with follow backs and trophy giving and award bullshit? Who cares, it's the fucking internet. Read me or dont.
Just saw a piece of shit. Shes still a piece of shit after all these years. At least some things never change
@polaroid_rage needs new laptop 2do her @hellogiggles ITOTD since hers broke. If u want 2 donate, dm me ur email + amount, & ull get a gift.
@polaroid_rage 's face while watching hot guy pic.twitter.com/EuvmSMxQ4Z
#imterriblyawkwardwithboys live twwet - @polaroid_rage just saw uber hot guy & grabbed my arm to surpress her squeals
Cant wait to spend vday with my girlfriend/bff/wifey/life partner, @polaroid_rage
i'm a terrible person. converse with me and we'll be the best of internet buddies and shit rainbows while we ride flying unicorns with purple hooves.
