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Lemme get 2 grey gooses.
Wait. Lemme get 2 grey geese.
That ain't right either.
Fuck it. Just get me a flock of vodka.
Educate your fuckin self on the situation before you open your dumb ass mouth.
Off is the general direction in which I wish u would fuck
ur luck is so bad u could jump in a barrel of titties & come out suckin a dick
Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT feed the trolls today. Lift her up in celebration and may your block hand be strong, swift and steady.
Them fuck ass cops were HAPPY AS FUCK to get to play with those guns and throw that tear gas!
Why do I have to accept your shitty behavior and disrespect just cause, "that's how you've always been."
Happy Father's Day, seahorses. You're the only male species that gives birth. To a thousand babies at a time. Respect, mah nigga.
Most of the time women give men the blueprint on how to love us, but y'all write it off as nagging and complaining.