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Lemme get 2 grey gooses.
Wait. Lemme get 2 grey geese.
That ain't right either.
Fuck it. Just get me a flock of vodka.
ur luck is so bad u could jump in a barrel of titties & come out suckin a dick
Lil Mama is waaaay too manly. Come in the bedroom like, "Yoooooo, son. Word to my muvva. I'ma suck ya dick OFF, son!"
My daughter told me I'm getting too good at lying. Fuck that bitch. I do what I want. Also I don't have a daughter.
92% of girls that tweet only a simple smiley face either just got dicked down real good or found a 50% off shoe sale
I wish you'd stop worrying about blocking people on twitter and turn on your checkout light so I can pay for my shit @ashanti
Q. What's the difference between love, true love & showing off? A. Spitting, swallowing & gargling.
I wonder if Buzz and Woody have ever met Andy's mom's toys. I mean, they probably have the same name
Dropped the lighter into the bong... good thing I have one more.
That other one will just have to sit there and think about what it did.
When missing a P goes wrong... RT @nicolewalmart: Dropping out of college to pursue my dream of being a rapers hype man.
I ain't buying no Apple products for a toddler. Jesus got a used drum for his birthday. Fuck you need an ipad for?
Having a baby really changes the way you think and feel about certain things. It's not "acting brand new" it's growing the fuck up.
Shuck and jive? Excuse me, bitch? RT @sarahpalinusa: Obama's Shuck and Jive Ends With Benghazi Lies http://fb.me/1m3q5c2IR
I don't tweet for attention or DMs. I tweet shit that comes to mind that I think you might get a kick out of or I just feel like sharing.
I am saved. I may not act like it and that's not something I'm proud of. I'm not perfect. I never will be. But I DO know who my Father is.
"How you doin today?" "DID YOU ASK THOSE GROUPIE BITCHES HOW THEY WAS DOIN WHEN YOU HAD THEM AROUND MY SON?!?!"
Bio these.
