"well, I'm half Italian. so last year on warped tour I got this really good tan, and I was like: bummer!" - Gerard Way bahahahahaha

The awkward moment when your phone is plugged into the dj equipment and the music keeps going soft cos you're getting messages hahaha

@_fucktard @chris_bayliss chris is sexy and I would have sex with him lol :) yummy :D

Gonna get you high =P hahaha RT @petewentz: W.W.G.A.B.E.D?

@markisillmatic WHAT ARE YOU ON?!! Hahahaha

I@cdyank lolk

You know you have a problem when you can quote all of Straight To DVD. I need a life... "How's your coffee Jesus?"

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat.

Having a laugh at this Instagram name hahahahaha  http://twitpic.com/cp8sdx 

I just punched myself in the face trying to get the stupid hot damn wrist band off. That's talent... Haha

Umm yes please!  http://twitpic.com/ckjaqi 

The Red Rattler Theater, 6 Faversham st. Marrickville at 7pm tonight. Funny tour stories with 'Hey Chris'. $15. See y'all there!

That moment when you don't realise how drunk you are until you stand up bahahahahaha oops.

I just mentioned how I have one eye smaller than the other and now everyone is staring at me... Haha

Thanks for making me feel ok @christopherdxs <3  http://twitpic.com/ciztgi 

Watching Face To Face support Pennywise and all I can think of is @jackalltimelow & @riandawson hahahaha

Fucking lol. Shaun Div apparently just have Zach the nod as he walked past whilst we were making out hahaha

MCR breaking up makes it harder for me to meet @gerardway, my hero. This band saved my life. I just need them ok?

@emdeboop you look super adorable!! :3

>> a photo of my tits. I don't even...