#inappropriatecbeebies 2 Tracys 1 Beaker

#SlashedBudgetFilms Lidl Shop of Horrors

#brummiefilms Dude, Where's My Car Industry?

Roses are red, romance is glorious, just don't get involved with Oscar Pistorius #toosoon

Stuart Downing hit his ex in a nightclub? Did she go flying over the bar?

Last-minute deals: David Villa joins Aston Villa, Antonio Valencia joins Valencia, Nile Ranger joins Rangers, Danny Shittu joins QPR

#filmswithtypos Dude, Where's My Cat?

Dude, Where's My Oystercard? #SlashedBudgetFilms

"I don't accept that the Church is anachronistic or out of touch" said the Pope, in Latin

#UKNFLTeams The Chester Drawers

#sundaydinnerfilms Dude, Where's My Carvery?

#welshfilmclub Cwtch me if you can

If Pizza Hut goes bust, I reckon all the other franchise-chains will fall, like Dominos

Dear Twitter. Please stop attacking Piers Morgan for being fat. I'm fatter than him. Let's concentrate on the UTTER SHIT he talks & tweets

#welshfilmclub What Lies Be Neath

#filmprequels For sale. Chainsaw. Unwanted gift. Texas area.

#oppositemovies Car, There's Your Dude!

"Big Society In Action" is how cretinous MP @nadine_mp describes Remembrance Sunday. We've been doing it for 90 years you moron #Dorries

"2B or not 2B, that is the pencil" #Fakespeare

tesco's deal of the week http://t.co/XRDhk62y