@fundrummerchick's (They Call me Kristy) most faved Tweets...
A client just told me he can't wait til summer so "girls like you can walk around in very little clothing"
Me:"what If I have a brain tumor" *he pats my head* then says"you don't have a brain" <- i'm hoping he forgot to say tumor with that.
I'm always freaked out when I drink out of a straw while I walk. If you knew how clumsy I am, you'd understand.
Convincing him to use the "good knife" to cut the pizza didn't work. We play - who opens the dishwasher first, puts the dishes away.
A man just called me "human trash" It kind of has a nice ring to it when it's being said with an accent.
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My little sister met an older man on Friday.. We made fun of his turkey neck and she said "I like pulling on it"
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You know you're still half asleep when, you look for a spot in the shower to rest your blackberry. *smh*
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Sipping on my vodka/cran about to work out.. Something is weird here.... Oh shit, i'm wearing my pj's.
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Me: "I'll help you here sir" he walks over and said "it's Ma'am" me: ....................... #awkward
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When are they going to start making showers with cup holders? Geez.. Is that too much to ask for?
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