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#ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans My dad taking his U.S Citizen test in Spanish & then voting for #Obama
Are the people occupying Wall Street the same people that won't occupy the jobs that illegal immigrants do everyday?
Dr.Seuss and the doctor who issued me my marijuana medicinal card did more for me than Dr.Phil or Dr.Drew ever did .
Famed Hair Stylist Vidal Sassoon Has Died today is it too Sassoon for jokes?
Shot out to all the Chick Fil A employees who saw that big ass line on the way to work and called in sick.
At the Build A Bear in Mexico you can stuff the bear with candy.
#ReplaceMovieTitleWithCheese " Cheese Not That Into You"
Olive Garden when you're here you're Mexican.
One retweet on Twitter is worth 50 likes on Facebook.
If you went to community college you probably dropped a class because you couldn't find parking.
You're mom is so old CBS gave her own show.
I thought make up sex was when you say oops sorry then you put it in the right hole.
I almost done with my ginger bread housing projects I just need more despair and broken dreams.
Has anyone asked a kid what he thinks about the banned on toys in kid's meals?
I remember when the miners were still down there.
Won Last Comic Standing 2010; 1 hr special on @Netflix; Touring all over; #vegan; Yes, I am the Felipe that #GabrielIglesias talks about in his act .