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"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious." -Albert Einstein, a #Pisces
3 things that make people happy: listening to music, exercising & sex.
I do those alone a lot.
When you walk into a room of crazy people, realize you are one of them
In the morning I like to lie in bed. You can't trust me then.
Fear "Send All" & tweeting all 63 of my drafts
No Survivors #BadRealityShowNames
I pop the collar on my fucking pajamas
Enough with the Pit Bulls already!
Have a good time. It's much better than the alternative.
Today Facebook really expanded my milf list
I'm gonna be really really funny tonight.
Especially Special Events Specialist: best in sepia tones, birthed #MarchComedyMadness #PAIDorPAIN & @ComedyRapBattle. ESL Comedy Karaoke Dancing Nightly