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DVR'd NBA Finals. It cut off the last two minutes of overtime. Awesome! (seriously who won)
*Lebron tosses kid his headband*
*Kid tosses it back*
Keep it. You ol barbershop ass corn cob pipe lookin ass motherfucker
Not a joke: I'm about to do a set at the Laugh Factory & Steve Wozniak just rode up to the club on a Segway & sat in the 3rd row.
Never understood why NBA players don't dunk on every play. Just dunk it! You're so tall.
The fact is, I kick a lot of positivity on here and if you don't like it, you can suck my dick in hell you piece of shit.
Xanax is the snooze button of mental health.
[general-sounding tweet clearly pointed at someone specific in your feed]
When I wear a shirt with buttons I take it off in the mirror and practice being sexy. I did this 15 mins ago.
Relationships take hard work and just kidding you're still young and there are 7,158,893,537 people in the world, run away and start over.
i still say “WELL, HOT DOG!!!” every time i sit down at a computer because my uncle said that when we set up our first computer in 1991
Oh whatup girl. My name's Adolf and I'm kampfident you'll be mein 'cause I do nazi myself leavin' without jew tonight.
Breaking: The Replacements are set to reunite after 22 years of not having tons of money.
Teenagers will never appreciate how hard it used to be to show pictures of your lunch to strangers.
We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.