#FamousLies - From The movie TITANIC. "I'll never let you go, Jack. I promise." *Lets go of Jack's hand, he sinks and dies.*

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked - "I DO." by Kim Kardashian.

#Top100Lies - "I'll be there in 5 minutes."

#FamousLies - "I have read and accepted all Terms & Conditions."

#iReallyHateWhen friends change just because they met new people.

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked - I have read and accepted all Terms & Conditions.

#TwoThingsThatDontMix - Hashtags and Facebook.

#ThingsThatFrustrateMe inishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit.

#ifyouknowmeyouknow I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL You.

#ItsTimeForYouToRealize ----> http://t.co/PFC5POHK

#ThingsIHateAboutFacebook - You can't update your status every 5 minutes, like on Twitter, without people thinking you're crazy.

Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day. Right?" #AprilFools

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked - "Everybody failed that test mom..."

3 apples changed the world: Adam and Eve's forbidden apple, Newton´s apple and finally, Steve Jobs´s Apple. Happy Birthday Steve Jobs.

#TwoThingsThatDontMix - ME and Cigarettes. . . . . . RT if you don't smoke, and proud of it (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~

#TheWorstFeeling is waking up from an awesome dream and realizing it didn't actually happen. RT if you hate that too.

#10ThingsIWantToHappen 1) To earn money without working. 2) To pass exams w/o studying. 3) To love w/o being hurt. 4) Eat w/o getting fat.

#ThingsThatINeed : 1) To earn money without working. 2) To pass exams w/o studying. 3) To love w/o being hurt. 4) Eat w/o getting fat.

#TwoThingsThatDontMix Holiday & Homework.

#DontThinkJustBecause I'm not talking to you, doesn't mean I'm not thinking about you.