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#ToMyFutureKids you're going to have the coolest parents of all time.
#HardestThingToDo controlling your laughter at serious moments.
#20PeopleWhoIWantToMeet - Teenage version of my parents.
#WaysToIrritateMe taking hours to reply to my text messages.
#ThingsWeDoDuringExams looking up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information.
#IveAlwaysWantedTo get in a taxi and say "FOLLOW THAT CAR"
Using hashtag on Facebook #ThatMakesYouLookStupid
#ChildhoodGames - Don't let the balloon touch the floor. Best game ever.
#DescribeYourCrushInOneWord - Mine.
#WhatsWorseThan getting flashbacks from things you don't want to remember.
#ThingsPeopleHaveToStopDoing using hashtag on Facebook. It makes no sense. RT if you agree.
What goes around comes around. Happy Karma Day.
#HardestThingToDo getting out of a warm bed on a cold morning.
Tomorrow is 11/11/11. This day only comes once every 100 years.
#IMissTheDaysWhen we were younger and had nothing to worry about.
#5ThingsICantStand 140 character limit.
#WordsYouWillNeverHearMeSay - I'm not hungry .
#WordsYouWillNeverHearMeSay - Facebook is better than Twitter.
#thingsthatpissmeoffingeneral Slow Internet Connection
#ThingsIAlwaysAvoid looking out my window at night because I'm scared of seeing a face.
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