@funnypeeps' (Ivy League) most faved Tweets...
Have you ever asked yourself, "What would Jesus do?"

He'd burn it all to the ground.

Oh wait. That's that other guy. (via @damselesque)
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Man, the health care bill is 1,000 pages long!?

Jeez, it's almost like it's a complicated issue, or something! (via @aedison)
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Girls love my rock hard abs... til I lift up my shirt revealing all the pebbles I hot-glue gunned there. (via @SamGrittner)
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I think Rihanna should be on the cover of Chris Brown's "Greatest Hits" album. (via @Rayke)
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My mom doesn't even have to say she loves me. I can hear it in her voice when she calls me an asshole. (via @Aimee_B_Loved)
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Its 90 degrees outside and so many people are weaing black. It's like they're mourning good judgement. (via @roughdiction)
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