How to deal with the TSA groping: kilt + commando http://bit.ly/9qU2V8

i love making CSS do my JS for me. #addClass

spin.js is very cool, but min'd & gzip'd it's still ~2.5x the size of a loading indicator from http://t.co/BMAXsd1 stored as a data uri

inside this list of timesavers are a few gems of deep JS knowledge https://github.com/jed/140bytes/wiki/Byte-saving-techniques

love javascript but hate javascript? write javascript using non-javascript javascript. #javascript http://t.co/6ySDdGy

just boarded virgin america flight: leather seats, black light, and dance music. am I gonna get roofied?

dear twitter.app, there was no reason to lengthen "altjs.org" to "t.co/6ySDdGy"

client asking me to "jazz it up" and "add some flash". i think i'll take his invoice and "hike it up" and "add some hours".

I'm not going to recover from surgery in time for @capitoljs. Anybody want to buy my ticket? Please RT.

hidden cost of #jquery.fn.data to access data attributes: $('#foo').attr('data-bar') // 4 calls; $('#foo').data('bar') // 20 calls;

discovered a javascript black hole https://gist.github.com/669927 #wtfjs

Making Ajax Sexy with Sequential Ajax slides http://furf.it/jsconf #jsconf

The Story of jQuery UI Touch Punch slides  http://talks.furf.com/the-story-of-jquery-ui-touch-punch … #jqcon /cc @chrishough

OH: "what does that mean? couch douchebag?" #ohmy

if you like #jQuery and you like futures, you will ♥ jQuery in the future (or you will not). https://t.co/NbdEaRKg

I want you to sit down at your desk now and open your browser. Go to Twitter, and type, "FUCK. THAT. SHIT." http://t.co/4wLOvXN6 #networxkcd

pretty amazing http://t.co/Gg03Yg4g /via @mathias #WhatWouldGzipDo

my new favorite escapeHTML http://t.co/k0buOBhF

http://t.co/ecqoSA2 1. Go to Google 2. Enter "is it legal to " 3. Screenshot the auto-complete 4. Tweet w/ #isitlegalto 5. RT

@voodootikigod NYIT needs moar @cramforce! #gothamjs (still no wifi)