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Bio now says I'm "asymptotic to fully retired" from sex work. (Forever nearing retirement as a discrete line, but never fully crossing it.)
I make my own pumpkin pie spice blend. God fucking help you if you think allspice should have a stake equaling that of ginger and cinnamon.
Walk into any college or any hospital, anywhere in the world, and I promise you that you're in the presence of sex workers with doctorates.
It's really insulting to assume that the only sex workers with advanced degrees are the ones who earned those degrees *AS* their SW persona.
Any brag of "First sex worker with [accomplishment]!" is a lie. It assumes ALL (ex) sex workers disclose ALL accomplishments under ALL names
The only downside of not having a uterus any more. https://www.etsy.com/listing/65691041/pregnant-cat-lady-greeting-card-as-seen?ref=sr_gallery_2&ga_search_query=pregnant+cat&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery … pic.twitter.com/nuIQ5V1FSr
The only bummer about not having a uterus is that I'll never be able to give birth to an 8-legged spider infant. http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/09/world/africa/baby-boy-8-limbs-uganda/index.html?hpt=wo_c2 …
That's partly a joke. My hysterectomy was done for crazy painful periods.
They've given me so much morphine and something else that they're worried about my breathing, but still in horrible pain. Narcan on standby.
Pro tip: if you want to take photos of your cervix with an iPhone, the built-in flash is ideal, and vastly superior to using a flashlight.
For every tweet about cutting out body parts and preserving them in jars, I feel like I should also tweet a dessert recipe. For balance.
Everything going on in Ferguson is fucked up. I reject the implication that arresting journalists is worse than arresting non-journalists.
After 10 years in adult, I'm mostly out of the jizz biz. (Asymptotic to fully retired?) I love cats, vegan cooking, travel, and science. Not actually a furry.
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