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One of the benefits of retiring from the jizz biz is that I am almost never subjected to the word "empowerment" any more.
Some women are thrilled to get chubby when they leave sex work. I'm thrilled to get asymmetrical bathing suits that leave weird tan lines.
Is there an 80s macho drag king who goes by Fuck Norris? Because that would be a great idea.
My Meyers-Briggs result? Aspie cunt, basically.
Meyers-Briggs adherents are so nutty. The thing is as scientific as a horoscope, but I'm being told it predicts my entire career path.
I just can't manage to whip myself into a pearl-clutching self-righteous frenzy about Fifty Shades of Grey. *snore*
50 Shades of Grey totally speaks to my fantasies. My fantasy of being a mousey girl who marries a gorgeous billionaire.
I want to buy a box of cheap paper Valentines like we had as kids, but with photos of 80s/90s hip hop legends on them with cheesy phrases.
The exes that you went through the most drama and bullshit for are invariably the exes who deserved you least.
Nerdy, vegan, almost retired sex worker. Fully retired manic pixie dream girl.
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