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I love waiting an hour for a concert to start, being surrounded by hipsters while on the rag.
What the fuck is Klout?
Some reasons I love France: wine, cheese, and over-the-counter codeine.
I have at least 20 people who say they miss me on Instagram. Bitches should have paid me.
Getting client to systematically press the button that erases MS Word styling is like asking my cat to vacuum my apartment.
Thanks to you Obama voters, I can continue living outside the US without being completely embarrassed to be American.
I am now the person drinking alone at the bar who smells like cat piss.
When you're in a lesbian relationship for a long time, you get very tired of people asking if you're sisters.
Guess who is going to see the Tom Tom Club? (Insert: your jealousy)
Remember when the French lost Mexico? It's a crying shame because now we don't have tacos in France. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Happy Labor Day France / Europe. Enjoy yourselves and try not to think about fascism for 5 seconds.
9 times out of 10: I don't care about your startup.
Vichy collaborators were not punished severely enough after WWII. Today they're back. France is divided. I feel quite sad actually.
Independent American web designer in and around Paris, France. Art Director at @ResidenceMixte. Wine drinker. Free thinker.