"Responsive Measure" via @jbrewer http://t.co/qtOVbuhL

I love waiting an hour for a concert to start, being surrounded by hipsters while on the rag.

What the fuck is Klout?

Some reasons I love France: wine, cheese, and over-the-counter codeine.

We are looking for a progressive, responsive-minded front-end developer to join us at Residence Mixte  http://www.residence-mixte.com  Pass this on.

"It's easier to learn code than to learn good taste." - @dorah cc. @amirhabibi

I have at least 20 people who say they miss me on Instagram. Bitches should have paid me.

The Polish plumber is coming over so I am putting on makeup to make myself look heterosexual. #HomeownerTips

Getting client to systematically press the button that erases MS Word styling is like asking my cat to vacuum my apartment.

#drunk

Thanks to you Obama voters, I can continue living outside the US without being completely embarrassed to be American.

I am now the person drinking alone at the bar who smells like cat piss.

@mulegirl one step closer to marrying Craig Mod atop a mountain in Nepal w/ a Buddhist monk conducting the ceremony from a Kindle...

When you're in a lesbian relationship for a long time, you get very tired of people asking if you're sisters.

Guess who is going to see the Tom Tom Club? (Insert: your jealousy)

Remember when the French lost Mexico? It's a crying shame because now we don't have tacos in France. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

Happy Labor Day France / Europe. Enjoy yourselves and try not to think about fascism for 5 seconds.

"Your va-jay-jay called! It wants to talk about anarcho-syndicalism"  http://cosmarxpolitan.tumblr.com/  /via @mulegirl

9 times out of 10: I don't care about your startup.

Vichy collaborators were not punished severely enough after WWII. Today they're back. France is divided. I feel quite sad actually.