i think "americas last top model" would be a much more interesting show.

i wonder how many power rangers are inside optimus prime.

honey bees don't taste like honey. someone needed to publicly clarify that.

googling dolphins with safesearch off

maybe trees use wind to wave at us & we look rude

I've been fighting a violent addiction to phonics ever since that dealer got me hooked as a kid.

dear mom, thankyou for raising me to be a white collar worker but i regret to inform you im wrist deep in the rap game,
love,
rylander flex

pillows for arms? i'd consider it

no one brags about having an abundance of ceramic in their home and i have a ton of ceramic in my home, so i wish it was cool to brag about.

if you asked me why we stop climbing trees as an adult i'd say "that's just the way it goes" then ride my motorcycle off a cliff.

i like making videos

i will not stand for comedy

whats john stamos doing right now

i just realized no one cares if umbrellas dont like getting wet

yo gabba gabba takes me to scary places

creating a ray gun that legally changes everyones name to ray

harry pottery class is actually less fun than the not fun it already sounds like

whenever i'm really steamed i just crochet cute little pet clothes for pets i don't have.

i wouldn't mind having a bed made of croissants.

practicing out next script, look forward to new fuss yeah videos in the upcoming weeks.