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  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    I hope being weird my whole life pays off eventually.

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    EnSabahNur78ladyjazsjunkJTQuestFavstar500Favssigmaseal________meagomyeggoUndercoMartyndanmonaghan
    MS2034
  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    My hubby wants something light for dinner. So, I'm serving him mac and cheese and a slap in the face.

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    Naggalie__________
  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    Nephew: My new girlfriend thinks I'm handsome.

    Me: Oh yeah, and what does her guide dog think?

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    funnyguyblisfulignorancPortRooster__ShotOfBullBrendanAireyredpawn3CourageDROhhScarlet23______
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    MS2034CourageDREagle_VisionbourboneyesJillbethm________Favstar500FavsLiborCAsianOtherWhite
  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    I'm not anti-social. I'm broke.

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  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    It's always important to have a level of hunger and fear. If you think you're brilliant, you might as well be dead.

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    shatty48
  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    Sometimes it's a little extra nice when people notice your absence instead of just acknowledging your presence.

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    Favstar500FavsLaffingGUYnishnob73dirtyredhippy____o_OGanjaLifeGnargie_DeeTheSagenycedaze
  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    I'm going to have to go back on a diet again. I tried on a skirt today that I bought 5 years ago. It fits perfectly, if I wear it as a hat.

    • 55
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    highxpectation2Favstar500FavsMS2034TarikaReddyEagle_VisionJFKBiniNaggalie__________schumyxxx
  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    The biggest mistake a person can make in life is to avoid all chance of ever making one.

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  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    I don't cook for hubby. I just defrost things from my first marriage.

    • 43
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  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    It's time for a serious tweet from me...

    Suck my tits.


    Seriously!!

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    funnyguySydalnebaconwhiskyMS2034jumpdasharkDumbassadorJillbethm________JTQuest
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    baconwhiskyMS2034MyWarmthComebackhead______schumyxxxUnsung_urs
  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    Don't talk to me unless it's about sex or bacon.

    Actually, fuck you! Don't talk to me at all. Just give me sex, and bacon!

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  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    Hey girls, your boob job really brings out the desperate whore in your eyes.

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    MS2034VictoriaMuffinrandyswife0531cuervo_GPmartianhaiku______schumyxxx
  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    I don't like to be limited by others. I don't like the word "can't". I think anything is possible.

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    fortuitouslifeMS2034jumpdasharkJillbethm________JTQuestComebackhead______BitchingMe________EnigmaticEvil
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  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    What does a relationship have to do with your cock in my beautiful mouth?

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  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    Some of you make me seem normal. That should worry you.

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  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    You have the right to express you're opinion. But I have the right to think you're an asshole.

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  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    I wish people who unfollowed me would let me know what tweet exactly made them unfollow, you know, for kicks and shit.

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  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    Eyes trust themselves, ears trust others.

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  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    I'm not beautiful but I have learnt how to make the most of the body I was born with.

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  • fuuckaliciousx
      Sarah @fuuckaliciousx

    I once sucked a cock so small it got suck between my teeth.

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