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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    Gift @g0m Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    Just got the new twitter layout - not too sure what all the fuss is about tbh. Seems ok pic.twitter.com/NichDulTUz

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    me: I'll leave the hall light on, so burglars won't break in.
    burglar: That wasteful fucker left the lights on. Let's break in and kill him

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    men, this tweet is for US GUYS ONLY! NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN THIS TWEET! WELCOME TO THE TESTOSTER-ZONE!! do you guys ever get sad

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    HEY POETS: do you ever fuck or do you just lay down and trace each others outlines with your breath or whatever

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    guy who's never been to college: DUHHHH IM HORNY
    guy who's been to college: James Joyce was once horny

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    Before each tweet ask yourself these
    1) Does this have the potential to go viral?
    2) If not, why?
    3) Why was Bin Laden's body never shown?

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    me as a waiter: heres your eggs genedict. sorry, benedict. haha
    [hours later in a mirror] christ you asshole. genedict? youre pathetic. fuck

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    Comment on "Wile E. Coyote falls off cliff" pic.twitter.com/MCUOKzQW2T

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    Me: Time for an honest days work mining copper ore
    Typical millenial: I'd rather take a "selfy" style photo and. turn gay from flouride

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    2016 me: wait! one day 11k people will tap an extremely small heart next to your name
    2009 me (lowering gun): damn. extremely small you say?

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      g0m @g0m

    The perfect future of twitter pic.twitter.com/HMih7vSgYW

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    If you play the new Muse album backwards it sounds like a mediocre radiohead ripoff desperately vying for relevance, playing backwards

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    Me reading runic lore: Ah, now my spells will be unstoppable.
    Millenial reading runic lore: Dude, what ARE these gnarly scribbles!? Bogus!!

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    agent: The bomb is set to detonate in 1 day - unless someone watches anime and plays jrpgs for 7 hours straight
    me: YOu've found youre. hero

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    me: this soup is borat voice very nice
    date: Did you just say "borat voice" and then not do a borat voice
    me: yes.

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