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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    men, this tweet is for US GUYS ONLY! NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN THIS TWEET! WELCOME TO THE TESTOSTER-ZONE!! do you guys ever get sad

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    HEY POETS: do you ever fuck or do you just lay down and trace each others outlines with your breath or whatever

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    me as a waiter: heres your eggs genedict. sorry, benedict. haha
    [hours later in a mirror] christ you asshole. genedict? youre pathetic. fuck

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    If you play the new Muse album backwards it sounds like a mediocre radiohead ripoff desperately vying for relevance, playing backwards

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    hey girl. why not come back to my place. i've got a big... thing. the thing that's good when it's big. you know. cmon girl give me a hint

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    kid: bullies only bully me because theyre jealous of me.
    bully: fuck... I wish i was weak and pathetic. I wish I was fun to punch and kick

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    death... the spiciest meatball of all

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    Hitlers cum? Ha, you must be mistaken, traveler. Hitlers cum is long gone [CLUTCHES AMULET CONTAINING VIAL OF HITLERS CUM BENEATH CLOAK]

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    could drinking straight vodka actually be good for your health? "ow sure ow yeah whatever ow" says one scientist we pelted with bars of soap

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    Spice up your love life with that "special someone" by fucking them

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    "THEY CAN'T ARREST ALL OF US", I yell to some babies in a ball pit. Later, in my cell, I concluded that they never really needed to

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    if you look at naked tits upside down they look like a calculator

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    "uh no dude it's not gay if it's in space" -literally every astronaut

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    women keep their reproductive organs inside their body instead of outside *starts whisperin* what else are they hiding

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    "Say, any of you fellow ruffians planning on any SINS later?" [underneath his cardigan he is wired up to a bible]

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    [turning to you as simpsons episode starts] ok that kid at the board? his name is bart. he's a real rascal. Except to see more of him later

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    I hear a lot of you are excited about the new pokemon games. *adjusts tie, gets ready to drop the bomb* Did you know that you are nerds.

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    masturbating is a lot like crying: i do it while masturbating

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    That guy tried to own me by calling me troll but he accidentally made troll a hashtag so I was able to engage and network with fellow trolls

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