• Ahoy!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your favs and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you fav, retweet, or follow someone.
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    men, this tweet is for US GUYS ONLY! NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN THIS TWEET! WELCOME TO THE TESTOSTER-ZONE!! do you guys ever get sad

    • 1,294
    • FAVS
    DanielleDarko7ClakeBentMemory_GiantNukaDukaafercarralcWittySassBasketZirconpartialfuzzlime
    • 755
    • RETWEETS
    jorellana14DanielleDarko7favstar_historyWittySassBasketfuzzlimeMCMurtaghmelissa_shaveyjacobTisRad
    Hella_Radpartiallyprodammitbabies__
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    HEY POETS: do you ever fuck or do you just lay down and trace each others outlines with your breath or whatever

    • 1,264
    • FAVS
    partiepigDrLickensteinlpetey18McTangleparoxysmatichelloitslauraregalrecluse__AlannaMcGhee
    • 681
    • RETWEETS
    partiepigMikachuGoMcTangleLisaPaparazzopoeticj44saaskimoqlnkknvalgoddammitSalGuzzi
    Kalarlisideaot
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    me as a waiter: heres your eggs genedict. sorry, benedict. haha
    [hours later in a mirror] christ you asshole. genedict? youre pathetic. fuck

    • 701
    • FAVS
    Heronhellhaleysfallingblakenshake919BONER_POWER_420dragalthathefakeshenryhannahinthesky_notalogin
    • 245
    • RETWEETS
    samklagedragalthaLoveseatBotsplooskpartiepighaleysfallinglpetey18chump_dick
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    If you play the new Muse album backwards it sounds like a mediocre radiohead ripoff desperately vying for relevance, playing backwards

    • 534
    • FAVS
    McTanglejangler_kayfaradaymaxcham420liqueboteuro__dancer_taraleecuccobarn
    • 299
    • RETWEETS
    DigiWelchrymarsdenpreshtildeathchinchillasaurpapa_death_69warped_touristfaisaltronmispelling
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    hey girl. why not come back to my place. i've got a big... thing. the thing that's good when it's big. you know. cmon girl give me a hint

    • 445
    • FAVS
    McTangleshaneHerespus_sycattJONBENETFAN1SmokySundayfartdad420whyamikeenanTrahMadlah
    • 163
    • RETWEETS
    McTanglehighwaterslacksJONBENETFAN1ZanderCat_oh_stephanieeemaynesupc001357notmattm
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    kid: bullies only bully me because theyre jealous of me.
    bully: fuck... I wish i was weak and pathetic. I wish I was fun to punch and kick

    • 448
    • FAVS
    Denymesanitythebewlaysisternikepinksunrisepunmagnate00Boondocks00LittleBear96hipmatizebombykol2
    • 138
    • RETWEETS
    MasaBladebombykol2swagmobile5000jaxlrosejugbunsbotandyMcTangleBreytonGoode
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    death... the spiciest meatball of all

    • 373
    • FAVS
    hndflfdst_svnhaessjjewleestevdonoBoobsberkeleynotaloginrevistalugonesallie_kat__
    • 183
    • RETWEETS
    lottielemonheadjjewleeTheJasonParsonearth2ethanJayStreakerCAdamTheLobsterMcTangledumbboat
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    could drinking straight vodka actually be good for your health? "ow sure ow yeah whatever ow" says one scientist we pelted with bars of soap

    • 312
    • FAVS
    Andr3sL0K0McTangleBurds_1coolwebsiteuserSamanthaTildeCullanDiffeehannahisfabbunbub_
    • 176
    • RETWEETS
    McTanglejacobTisRadCullanDiffeebrettd1212hashtagswag777drubkgoat__AlexEbelingshilohorourke
    _Jim_Fear
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    "THEY CAN'T ARREST ALL OF US", I yell to some babies in a ball pit. Later, in my cell, I concluded that they never really needed to

    • 324
    • FAVS
    Andr3sL0K0ZachPeMcTanglekingoffthebeach_NinJarMC_MaurerTrillSaladNadsHussein
    • 135
    • RETWEETS
    pprinplupMcTangleteh_galenjoeftakheyjubileeKimJongSeanunbub_wiledworld
    WeedCoffin
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    Hitlers cum? Ha, you must be mistaken, traveler. Hitlers cum is long gone [CLUTCHES AMULET CONTAINING VIAL OF HITLERS CUM BENEATH CLOAK]

    • 336
    • FAVS
    samklageMcTangleSamuelLessingLuckyStubbsearthnugsikissdads2uesdaysgoneTheoChaddock
    • 93
    • RETWEETS
    trillbinStanloGraphicsadistantshipjMikeyDeLolasha_simpsmurfs3guycouch_lordInvisible_Anus
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    Spice up your love life with that "special someone" by fucking them

    • 255
    • FAVS
    McTanglenotmattmtoomuchnickBurds_1notveryravenkylewildbig_dumb_idiotjames_u
    • 145
    • RETWEETS
    alsage36hellaturntyeasurepandasagraymatterMintAndMilkdominicdecocomulchcrowladyhoneyfarmer
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    if you look at naked tits upside down they look like a calculator

    • 244
    • FAVS
    McTanglekingoffthebeachjakeXXSpookycoolwebsiteuserunbub_SaintGatoradegrantyOmerzbae__
    • 109
    • RETWEETS
    t3rrariumEstebandagreatmerzbae__Graby_Babycooldotcom________ladyepicentersevendeadlywins__lookoutwoah
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    "uh no dude it's not gay if it's in space" -literally every astronaut

    • 217
    • FAVS
    samklagetwentytentaclescouch_lordDrLickensteinanamericangodMcTangleBurds_1coolwebsiteuser
    • 111
    • RETWEETS
    bradcesanekEstebandagreatBlackSundaysSFEmmaParsons12Hella_Radwhale_boneraestheticZombiesavanah_banana1
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    women keep their reproductive organs inside their body instead of outside *starts whisperin* what else are they hiding

    • 207
    • FAVS
    twentytentaclesDrLickensteinMcTanglekingoffthebeachjakeXXSpookycoolwebsiteuserbigjoeoncampusSamanthaTilde
    • 109
    • RETWEETS
    McTangleCullanDiffeegtfiskqwopmasterunbub_apotatosacktickleprince______entrypIug
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    "Say, any of you fellow ruffians planning on any SINS later?" [underneath his cardigan he is wired up to a bible]

    • 199
    • FAVS
    samklageshudderpupademkansoZachPetwentytentaclesMcTanglecoolwebsiteuserCullanDiffee
    • 90
    • RETWEETS
    samklageMcJoCakesMcTangleabughatMsFeatherWeightmercurialblondealtheoooOmegaPAL
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    I hear a lot of you are excited about the new pokemon games. *adjusts tie, gets ready to drop the bomb* Did you know that you are nerds.

    • 194
    • FAVS
    twentytentaclescouch_lordlizard_babyEddiguezTylerPerryJrMLabulExplosiveLawnWhysSkeletorBuf
    • 70
    • RETWEETS
    McTangleAndrewShuttimchepasableClaySwallsPseudobreadHotJuicy_Burgeralwaysjenkedwizardmancer
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    masturbating is a lot like crying: i do it while masturbating

    • 193
    • FAVS
    McTanglekingoffthebeachcoolwebsiteuserEstebandagreatunbub_3rdcoolestBadNewsCentralabalols
    • 53
    • RETWEETS
    Juxtaposnslimtrimseangewqktrash_eater_dogabughat_ILLTECHAngstyBastarddatingdads
    anhonestmess______
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    did SOMEONE say full free simpsons episodes watch online download torrent simpsons .avi streaming free?

    • 131
    • FAVS
    ficsubmittwentytentaclesMcTangleunbub_EdEdRhythmwmdhnjacksdaviesUlillillysses
    • 41
    • RETWEETS
    McTangleflapcandytwitsofftoya2thisispatarkCidCammiphased_bemusedbonerman_incchroma_x
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    what i like to do, is jerk my dick until an orgasm happens around that area, basically. but enjoy your "sports" you fucking hipster

    • 121
    • FAVS
    McTanglecoolwebsiteuserCullanDiffeeEstebandagreatunbub_sunfilter_ILLTECHSo_Occult
    • 42
    • RETWEETS
    coolwebsiteuser_ILLTECHJesusWalks6669IniquitousJnerdbirdoSo_Occultfoucault_45RichBeingRich
@g0m

@g0m

g0m