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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    HEY POETS: do you ever fuck or do you just lay down and trace each others outlines with your breath or whatever

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    arcronedarling_lolitaworldcuppoprockoooooohdear______swiftmessiahEstebandagreatnikepinksunrisebloodoaths
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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    men, this tweet is for US GUYS ONLY! NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN THIS TWEET! WELCOME TO THE TESTOSTER-ZONE!! do you guys ever get sad

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    wilky1514iamjoekovacsPSBurtonsphillips726Estebandagreatwmdhnepichairekakiaunbub_
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    mattHAHAHAHAHAhannahisfabbEstebandagreatwmdhnbrettd1212TiddlyBiddlyVladimirBudwigAndrewKindig
    Hella_Radpartiallyprodammitbabies
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    If you play the new Muse album backwards it sounds like a mediocre radiohead ripoff desperately vying for relevance, playing backwards

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    JGbiggertruckswilky1514JMoneyMCDuncanKennedy3kawaiipotatoesZachTheMute_TinyKettlehannahisfabb
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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    hey girl. why not come back to my place. i've got a big... thing. the thing that's good when it's big. you know. cmon girl give me a hint

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    wilky15140dd__balllzeffmxjpalmerShutterCalkingoffthebeachwellthisisgreatulneaclare
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    suitnopamnxietysockslurpeemaximillian_roligsomfaenTwoWangClanleiapicoterrible_doctor
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    could drinking straight vodka actually be good for your health? "ow sure ow yeah whatever ow" says one scientist we pelted with bars of soap

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    wilky1514SamanthaTildeCullanDiffeehannahisfabbunbub_orophlarynxhashtagswag777rorious
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    CullanDiffeebrettd1212hashtagswag777drubkgoatAlexEbelingshilohorourkewaluigi69Martian_mallow
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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    death... the spiciest meatball of all

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    warnersisterdotpdxpigCullanDiffeepizzaonyourfacemisachowdertiger_llilyWhoooozaahdenshuto
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    "THEY CAN'T ARREST ALL OF US", I yell to some babies in a ball pit. Later, in my cell, I concluded that they never really needed to

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    rachelohara1216TylerPerryJrdominicdecocoguffrehSpaclySproketJrohholybuttDaVetTurfOtterHouse_5
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    wiledworlddominicdecocoohholybuttDaVetTurfsusieq_kimchepasableClaySwallsjehorowitz
    WeedCoffin
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    Spice up your love life with that "special someone" by fucking them

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    notveryravenkylewildbig_dumb_idiotjames_uDatJohnDonalsage36agraymattereddieiseddie
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    alsage36hellaturntBlues_CluesXDagraymatterMintAndMilkdominicdecocomulchcrowladyhoneyfarmer
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    me as a waiter: heres your eggs genedict. sorry, benedict. haha
    [hours later in a mirror] christ you asshole. genedict? youre pathetic. fuck

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    Dillin523spencerft13wolfboymagicriceysanendogamyDerphorsefaeotoolelowkey_lutz
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    spencerft13wolfboymagiccarkmaldwellFavstar_NSFWWienerQueentrill_sometimes_nothingmasterapuresubject
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    if you look at naked tits upside down they look like a calculator

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    jakeXXSMOKEWEEDwilky1514unbub_SaintGatoradegrantyOmerzbaekristinamallaribrokespice
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    EstebandagreatmerzbaeGraby_Babycooldotcom________thallroysevendeadlywinslookoutwoahJacobMuzaffar
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    "uh no dude it's not gay if it's in space" -literally every astronaut

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    wilky1514Estebandagreatunbub_sunfilterjonahloebBlackSundaysSFBriWeindorfjakpo8
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    EstebandagreatBlackSundaysSFEmmaParsons12Hella_Radwhale_boneraestheticZombiesavanah_banana1kwurtzz
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    Hitlers cum? Ha, you must be mistaken, traveler. Hitlers cum is long gone [CLUTCHES AMULET CONTAINING VIAL OF HITLERS CUM BENEATH CLOAK]

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    jakeXXSMOKEWEEDdouble_duvetashleyberkowitzthomjkingTylerPerryJrguffrehHOTNUDEPIGSbutt_sword
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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    women keep their reproductive organs inside their body instead of outside *starts whisperin* what else are they hiding

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    jakeXXSMOKEWEEDwilky1514iamjoekovacsSamanthaTildeCullanDiffeeBoscoPorterChanyNixontyranosex
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    CullanDiffeegtfiskqwopmasterunbub_apotatosackcyberkinesisGAlNAXsunfilter
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    "Say, any of you fellow ruffians planning on any SINS later?" [underneath his cardigan he is wired up to a bible]

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    wilky1514CullanDiffeehannahisfabbunbub_slaw_golemDrew4484abughatSalax_
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    abughatMsFeatherWeightmercurialblondealtheoooOmegaPALBigBlackCrocstiger_lily696Jake_Sniff
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    I hear a lot of you are excited about the new pokemon games. *adjusts tie, gets ready to drop the bomb* Did you know that you are nerds.

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    lizard_babyEddiguezTylerPerryJrMLabulExplosiveLawnpedobearclawALittleCornballjofloresc
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    AndrewShuttimchepasableClaySwallsPseudobreadHotJuicy_BurgeralwaysjenkedwizardmancerNotFaulty
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    masturbating is a lot like crying: i do it while masturbating

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  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    what i like to do, is jerk my dick until an orgasm happens around that area, basically. but enjoy your "sports" you fucking hipster

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    wilky1514CullanDiffeeEstebandagreatunbub_sunfilter_ILLTECHSo_OccultMeCrustyJohnson
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    wilky1514_ILLTECHJesusWalks6669IniquitousJnerdbirdoSo_Occultfoucault_45RichBeingRich
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    rap mom waves at her kids but they get embarrased& avoid looking. she knows things will change once she says she changed her name to rap mom

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    MickaremussevendeadlywinstoastergalaxyCarlWinslowwwimchepasabledevonabbottjofloresclilbfavdmytweet
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    sevendeadlywinstoastergalaxyimchepasableClaySwallsideaot_ILLTECH_coursouvraradshaft
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    What idiot called them bridges and not fucking... [gesticulates hesitantly] magic... roads

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    MickaremusSoz5UrLoz__jakeXXSMOKEWEEDCullanDiffeeEuanWithTheNosegeorge_coswagzabrycasHotJuicy_Burger
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    imchepasablehoosierloserking_rat_powpowpowlalalaspiritwavesideaotrljdspyroboy
  • g0m
      g0m @g0m

    will 2nite be the episode romney and obama finally kiss? #yes

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    spacecraftyEmilyKleinhenzapotatosackhhaygoksunfilterharrisonPMdungphenom________kalvano_lol______
    WeedCoffin
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