@jimborudding @cp3 you just dug a hole... NO ONE can resist a couple skate with disco ball and rented tan skates that only roll left.

In honor of my neighbor @jimborudding who last night gave me a fist pump after my run, I will be playing Pearl Jam today

It's someone's BIRTHDAY today!!!!! @bronc787

@jimborudding A guy beat that record by .92 seconds last week in Goshen. It was really close. We were like "GO, OPEN IT, YAY!" @cp3

@vickielwallace My kids have no idea what it's like to say "IT'S FOR YOU!" @awstn_jglo

Carrots are good...

NEW RULE: if you eat with your mouth open. You get slapped until you stop.

Day 30 #toy #marchphotoaday http://t.co/IYHbLXvA

Today weather calls for cloudy and breezy... sounds like my prom date in high school

I laugh when i see a california license plate, and the driver is using his arm as a snow scraper

@michelemullen - Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once and a while, you could miss it. - Ferris

Also met an 83 yr old lady with a purple stripe in her hair... I'd love to hang with her.

Downton Abbey in the house!!!!!! (Said no sane person, ever)

I judge books by their covers.

@bronc787 "I'm rubber your glue... whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you"

Just in case everyone didn't know.... It's ----> @bronc787 B I R T H D A Y Today!!!!!

@bronc787 lips are sealed............

@bronc787 <-------------- YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wife just called Cheers dumb... That's it, she's cut off.

Empty gym = Awesome