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Carrots are good...
NEW RULE: if you eat with your mouth open. You get slapped until you stop.
Today weather calls for cloudy and breezy... sounds like my prom date in high school
I laugh when i see a california license plate, and the driver is using his arm as a snow scraper
Also met an 83 yr old lady with a purple stripe in her hair... I'd love to hang with her.
Downton Abbey in the house!!!!!! (Said no sane person, ever)
I judge books by their covers.
My wife just called Cheers dumb... That's it, she's cut off.
Empty gym = Awesome
Art Director | Visual Thinker | 100% Mac | I Own A Wig | Music Lover | 9 Min Miler | Mild Sarcasm | I Hate Bursts | Love The Gym