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My love for you is like a truck. BERSERKER!
Had a dream that I was interested in this girl and so was Philip Schofield. Then he cut off his own face and attacked me. WTF.
...Just realised I've played 73 hours of Gears of War 3 in the last WEEK. No wonder I'm single.
WHOEVER IS TEXTING ME, I HATE YOU.
With great sexy comes great responsibility. I eat powdered milk. Women love me.