I should get an employee discount for using a self service checkout line.

Men that like sex with women should never wear sweater vests or turtlenecks.

Nobody forced you to have children...quit acting like a fucking martyr.

Slightly depressed people are normal…it's those always cheerful, excited about everything people who have the mental illness.

It's funny how closely tied high self esteem is to thinking you're better than other people.

I'm more comfortable around small groups of people…that's why it's so great that I only have two people following my tweets.

I wish people were as accepting of my opinions & shortcomings as they expect me to be of theirs...

Republicans are way too concerned about fetuses…maybe they should spend a bit more energy caring about people that have already been born.

Watching "16 & Pregnant" makes me think that abortions should not only stay legal but should be easier to get and happen more often!!