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The McCanns giving evidence now? They left their kids home alone whilst they went on the piss. They can fuck off #leveson
A mate said he once saw a welsh porno. It was full of birds going "ooh, that's lovely that is".
beeriod: n. Twice-weekly malady suffered by men after a night on the lash. Symptoms include headache, mood swings and a bloated stomach.
My wife bought something off eBay from a bloke called Ben D Cocks. His parents need shooting.
Woman on the plane on the way back was running her fingers through her hair when queuing for the toilets, and one of her extensions fell out
I stroked a rhino today. His cock came out. I think I might have gayed it up by accident.
Can anyone recommend a good single malt other than Talisker? Please and thank you.