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Fox News is "Fair and Balanced" like Mel Gibson is "Sober and Classy".
And don't cry for Lindsay Lohan either, Argentina...
BREAKING - Romney rushed 2 hospital with SEVERE case of Tone Deafness. Aggravating symptoms of Total Denial complicate treatment.
I just voted for 4 years of Mitt Romney drinking his morning coffee from the deck of his LaJolla mansion.
Clarification on last tweet- Silver Spoon inserted up Romney's ass. Magic underwear pinned on his head. The flip flopping started early on.
Romney born at hospital in MI. Immediately after his birth- Silver Spoon inserted, Magic Underwear pinned on. #ThisISTheHomeOfTheBrave
That time when there was but one set of footprints...that was when Romney fired yo' ass!
In honor of SOPA, tomorrow - Lindsay Lohan will drink til she blacks out. Or in her world...Wednesday
Alternative spelling for Reince Priebus - Hypocritical Asshat.
So fun to see Limbaugh get his panties in a chafing bunch whenever a GOP candidate simply speaks the truth. First Newtie and now Romney.
Ben Stein thought he had bad experiences with hotel maids BEFORE?
At Mad Hatter's Tea Party White Rabbit's watch reads 1885. Palin, Limbaugh, Hannity, Bachmann and Trump always Right On Time!
"Republicans vehemently opposing tax hikes." Thank GOD we can always count on SOMEONE to rush to the aid of the filthy rich. And huge corps.
Kudos! Terry"I'll Burn the Koran if I want to" Jones has done the impossible. Made Fred Phelps almost likable. By comparison. Almost.
Proper Pronunciation 101 - Loaner, Moaner, Kroner, Groaner, Donor, Toner, Big Orange Weepy Boehner. We clear? Good. My work here's done