Sister said she can't go a day without drinking two cokes. To avoid me vomiting or an argument, I just assumed she whispered the 'diet' part

I predict that I will be crowning Magic Mike as my favorite movie of all time this Friday.

Friend, hot guy, relative, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, IF I TEXT YOU AND IT TURNS GREEN INSTEAD OF BLUE, I'M JUDGING YOU

Teen mom 2 got me fucked up and crying like a little bitch. Damn.

After wondering why people were staring at me all morning, I get home to look in the mirror at my hair that looks like a grizzly bear's ass

@monikernotfound @xoxoxtina And then over here we have "The Boy Who Cried Twittercide"

People who eat fast food, but say they won't eat McDonald's, shut the hell up. It's all the same, dumbass.

Just let a really nice guy use my phone for like 20 minutes at the bus stop. He told me his name was Sweet T-Rex. Mhmmm.

WOW, FORGOT HOW MUCH OF A HO AUDRINA WAS

Just woke up with my retainer caught in my hair. So there's that.

Idk why, but this recent trend of these white boys with swag and can sing, yeah I'm about that life.

After aimlessly roaming the damn internet for a song I could NOT think of, @sophiaramos saved the day and HELPED A BROTHA OUT, FCK YEA

One of the Mormon missionaries that visited me friend requested me like a month ago & idk how to go about rejecting it w/o feeling guilty.

@xoxoxtina .......

So the only McDonald's close to me is in the heart of the ghetto. The girl in the drive thru asked if my daddy bought me my car...

Going from living in a house full of girls to living in a house full of straight dudes could definitely be categorized as a culture shock.

If you have your read receipts on, be prepared to get cursed and/or called out if you just read and don't respond.

Moving to Savannah today! Extremely scared/nervous/excited/about to piss my pants!

Lol at me using hashtags and tweeting to celebrities lately, amirite

@xoxoxtina You and I both know that that was worth it!