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I envy the people who forget about me, because I wish I could too.
I make a surprising number of bad decisions for such an indecisive person.
If someone wrote a song about you, the lyrics wouldn't rhyme.
In a perfect world people would send me beautiful handwritten notes apologising for inconveniencing me with their existence.
My fascination with you is of the morbid variety.
I've given it a lot of thought, and I could never be with someone who can't spell Wookiee.
I appreciate a DM that points out how passive-aggressive I am, because everyone enjoys their efforts being recognised.
You're the Lou Reed to my John Cale.
Nervous breakdown for one, please.
I need plastic surgery to fix whatever it is about my face that gives people the impression I want to hear about their relationship problems
The problem with confidence is that some people shouldn't have it.
Nervous breakdown for two, please. I have a friend joining me.
I’d like people more if they came with a side of fries.
When is decency going to be cool again?
My mind is both my home and my prison.
I don't blame other people for decisions I make, because I have a mind and a voice and I'm over the age of 7.
Though it scares me, darkness is an old companion and we know each other well.
I don't run away from my problems. That's immature. I ignore them.
I would go on a murderous rampage, but I just don't have the energy, you know?
I make clothes. I draw stuff. I dislike most people. I don't dislike @thedayofthedot. I have a pet vulture named Firas.