If you have a problem that can be fixed, there’s no use in worrying. If you have a problem that can’t be fixed, there’s no use in worrying.

"One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple"

I believed that I wanted to be a poet, but deep down I just wanted to be a poem.

You are the ocean and I'm good at drowning

Sadness sure makes me hungry... So does happiness. And mediumness.

I really want to do just what my body wants toooo

I just rode on a unicycle... Kinda

When you're feeling feelings, just do the little mormon trick and turn it off!

All I've really done today is sleep and tweet

Anyone Can Play Radiohead

every second with the wrong person is a second you could be spending with the right person.

That Starbucks panini was NOT worth 5.65!! I say to myself the billionth time.

I just fainted after reading the first chapter of let the right one in. Like, literally.

ALLIE “@dukeofoyl: It's that time everyone: 1:23 pst”

I still fookin' luv ya

Look what I found in the mail! "if you like it casually use 'bowling' in our next conversation... http://t.co/BeuaJL0J

These tweets will be worth something someday right

"being gay is exhausting!"

"what are you wearing. You look like a ninja turtle" -crystal

The line between gay and vain straight man is completely gone