@codinghorror I like to read it on my oscilloscope.

@jcub_w Download @punksomething's #Flex from the Cydia Store on your Jailbroken iPhone and install the "Employee Settings" Patch.

@roedel_volvo @samguichelaar i aggree

@samguichelaar gay

This is @samguichelaar pic.twitter.com/KmnIfQdk6d

@samguichelaar @roedel_volvo that's the way i talk to sam, i like it. aha. aha. :P

@imax4s @samguichelaar We all have these problems all over the world because the stupid people are ruling...

#DSDS Da schwebt ein Engel! :D

+1 @zedd posting this :D - "Buy it [...] or Torrent the shit out of it. Just don't forget to smile and breathe!" pic.twitter.com/lcBNPIBlNC

@stroughtonsmith + you can costumize it for your needs. Post a picture of it :D

#iOS #Facebook app's internal settings :D #hacky :P pic.twitter.com/mQunk7BNuK

@samguichelaar that's actually (sadly) a good plan to get away from paying taxes. Stab a girl before the taxes thing and take 1 instead of 6

@samguichelaar *too + how you really looked: pic.twitter.com/BzKvIVmr62

@samguichelaar this is the first time i was glad you've been trollin'

let's evade iOS 5.1.1 and start a better life in iOS 6.1 #evasi0n @evad3rs

RT @i0n1c: Wow… Germany is leading!!! Due to #GEMA 60% of Top 1000 Youtube videos are blocked. 2nd worst country is South-Sudan with 15%

racist sam is racist pic.twitter.com/8YMNNIKc

Poor @ih8sn0w pic.twitter.com/fES4YLFW

@samguichelaar #philosoraptor sam

In the movie "2012", New York is flooded.
It is 2012 and New York is flooded.
so it begins...
#sandy #2012