@jennatar if you ASCII me after a few bottles of wine, i'll tell you i'm feelin ANSI

i'm "dank"ful for these nugs B)

@bizmarkiedesade when u have a molotov cocktail the whole world looks like a cop

fuuuuuck youuuuu capra demon!!

@daphaknee you put the enema of experience in your butthole and out pours the effluent of wisdom

weed

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@mikesacco Horse_arbok

pizza/weed-za

giant rodents attack peaceful settlers in this new game by Klaus Teuber #catanmouse

@daphaknee dat quiche

@barack_obama420 YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT PEE YOUR PANTS IN PUBLIC. LIBERTY MUTUAL PANTS INSURANCE.

@cowcaster @reiley there are some p funny words you can't use  http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_censored_words_in_Generation_V …

@magnoliapearl no because he isn't a hack

#whygunsarebetterthanliberals you can fit a gun in your butt

@robbercat i guess dracula is biden his time

@cowcaster @reiley i find the dota2 community fascinating because they have been touching my butthole since 1993

@cowcaster the triads

@bizmarkiedesade my best friend was a bale of hay. he was named baley. one day a horse ate him and i was left alone in a cruel world (barn)

@pontiuspyrite a troll w/ a ! over her head appears. you talk to her to see quest details: "smash 3 patriarchies"