Someone has described heaven as a family reunion that never ends. What could hell possibly be like? Home videos of the same reunion?

Hardest OCD decision

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I just realized that the word bed, actually looks like a bed.

#joke

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

If Logos Were Honest... http://t.co/THcMb9QZ

Location of your waiter.... http://t.co/OTTE6GtD

Things to remember on Memorial Day http://t.co/0ItIVZAs

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. - Paddy O'Dea

Smart Cars: Now allowing you to relive childhood memories

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If people were influenced by video games, then the majority of Facebook users would be farmers by now.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles,
U. C. L. A.

~ Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want ~

An old Cherokee told his grandson.. http://t.co/uxYmR8Hm

If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does

If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.

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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts & a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club & a spade.

Ever have one of those days! pic.twitter.com/s59QPhpv

Did someone say binders full of women?  http://pinterest.com/pin/572097958884210396/ … via @pinterest

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