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today is the day I will definitely get an offer from Bristol through UCAS.
holy fuck I love you john darnielle.
I like my women like I like my national trust properties; with an adjoining tea room.
Terrified my grandparents on the phone by telling them my new house was 'handy for the local mosque'.
hey, twitter! I'm in love.
It led to me hoovering up spiders this morning with extra, terrified relish.
sometimes a great wave of forgetfulness rises up and blesses me.
I know you're changing. Goddamn you for that.
I would rate that night's sleep a 4/10. Foiled by a foghorn, and an imaginary spider.
I keep my phone on my tambourine, for a more interesting morning alarm.
okay, twitter: toast or no toast? Will it fuel my insomnia, or innocently satiate my hunger?
I have consolidated all of the massive gaps in my knowledge into one, manageable, colossal gap in my knowledge.
no one will know that I'm wearing the same clothes as yesterday. #advantagestohavingverylittlehumancontact
dear whoever stole my bottle opener: fuck you.
I notice my profile picture involves me being happy in a social setting. Normal service (sepia iphone picture) shall be resumed shortly.
I love the music at the beginning of Johann Hari's podcast.