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I can't believe people I know are in Panama City Beach. At foam parties.
Who gives a fuck if Miley Cyrus poses nude? It's awesome.
Between all the Mucinex, NyQuil, DayQuil, and caffeine, my body is in a really weird place.
If I hear or read "I just seen" one more goddamn time.....
"I mean, no offense to nicki minaj, but her career has essentially been a tribue to Lil Kim."
I could wallpaper my apartment with parking tickets I've received in LA.
14 hour days! So great! So good! I just want more!
It's nice to see the nice & less fortunate looking people from high school looking attractive and put together on Facebook.
I mean... North West looks like a baby? So okay.
I WILL NEVER understand how people can be so inarticulate and not be bothered by it.
Rihanna seems like a really dense person.
Michele Bachmann is such an IDIOT.
If it rains today or tomorrow, someone in LA make me chili and play a movie.
Not even gonna mess with opening my Facebook app today. I tried and unfriended 3 people immediately. Jesus.
God I hate when people on Facebook treat their pregnancy like they're having a celebrity baby. Constant updates, "Gender reveal parties" ...
It weirds me out that women are expected to change their last name to their husband's.
When you've had your Facebook account for seven years, scrolling through all your tagged pictures is a TRIP.