Not sure if in-meeting knuckle-cracking folks belong in the same circle of office hell as the office nail clippers or fish microwavers

The morning news. / @mattfraction pic.twitter.com/ZETN6s8S1p

Everyone is wearing jeans so tight there must be a worldwide denim shortage requiring rationing of the fabric.

Also, I'm old.

Some of us are quiet because we're worried our thoughts might come out.

Wow. The heads of all major religions (iOS, Android, Windows, and the Catholic Church) have been replaced in a 6 month time period.

HEY HEY HEY. Who let the orchestra on the stage?! They should be down the street playing remotely via Skype from the Arby's.

Kristin Chenoweth is still the best Amy Sedaris character. #Oscars

"How To Stay Up To Date on Web Technology" by @chriscoyier. It's an honor to share a slide with these developers:  http://goo.gl/J1GqL 

Why does the universe keep expanding? Because I run a successful operation.

Can we get a database icon that isn’t a stack o pancakes?

Databases aren’t pancakes.

Do not open channels you can't keep updated, says @missrogue in  http://ow.ly/h4i0K  about #ContentMarketing and #ContentStrategy

I talked to Adobe yesterday: pic.twitter.com/yvcrmvyl

German word of the day: Schlimmbesserung, an effort to make something better that actually makes things worse. (via @jamestweeting)

Massively oversimplified platitude—rhetorical confirmation? I mean, half-hearted disclaimer, but reassertion of original platitude.
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Would it have killed the little drummer boy to also drop some phat rhymes?

In 1961 the US army designed a computer network to allow obnoxious people to waste their entire lives complaining about worthless subjects.