so no army? no watercannons? just extra police for these yobs to lob missiles at? I'm sorry Cameron you are GUTLESS! Time to resign fella!

#UNBEATOON #UNBEATOON #UNBEATOON #UNBEATOON #UNBEATOON #UNBEATOON #UNBEATOON #UNBEATOON #UNBEATOON #UNBEATOON #UNBEATOON @nufcfans #NUFC

Andy Townsend is to football what Jimmy Saville is to chaperoning.......

LETS GET IT TRENDING! RT #sackfergie #sackfergie #sackfergie #sackfergie #sackfergie #sackfergie #sackfergie #sackfergie #sackfergie

#SupportObertan #SupportObertan #SupportObertan #SupportObertan #SupportObertan #SupportObertan #SupportObertan #NUFC @nufcfans

Surely the best way to help promote Rio would have been to get Simon Le Bon onstage to make a complete twat of himself?????

VERY WELL DONE lads - let the piss taking commence! #NUFC @nufcfans

PEOPLE! - if you get an unwanted sales phone call (especially from India) pass the phone to your kid and tell them its Santa! :D

Bollocks - that was an anti climax - George Michael didn't come on in his Range Rover and drive it into the audience....

THIS IS BRILLIANT! Very funny and VERY clever and sneaky - fair play for thinking it up! http://t.co/IvhwydHy

Unfollow me if you wish but I really hope Andy Murray gets absolutely fucking pumelled this afternoon

HOWAY THE LADS - Let's get stuck in there TOON TOON BLACK AND WHITE ARMY FOREVER! #NUFC @nufcfans

Bollocks :( RT BREAKING NEWS: Newcastle have terminated Fabricio Coloccini contract #NUFC

Stoke City have released Michael Owen after another injury scare.

apparently he fell out of the transfer window.

can't see what the fuss is about regarding Kates Tits - If I was William i'd concentrate on getting her a boob job and forget about sueing

Prince Charles has made an announcement from Buckingham Palace regarding Prince Harry's antics in Vegas.
"If he were my son I'd disown him".

No Annie Lennox? I was certain they'd defrost her and wheel her out for this one..... I'm losing my sarcstic touch.....

I've had a few people I used to go to school with want to add me on FB - Go And Fuck Off - I hated you then, and I'll probably hate you now.

Kids are like farts - you don't mind your own but other people's are unbearable

I have a sneaking suspicion the Chelsea manager is quietly shitting himself - we are going to be SO pumped up for this game #NUFC @nufcfans