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Dogs on Patios - OK, but if you roll your eyes when we smoke, I'm going to ram this pencil in your ear. Hope you enjoy my cat, too...
Friend's mother-in-law making scratch corn tortillas, puffed on comal, raw egg poured inside, fried, topped w/warm salsa! OMG!
After 27 months, I succumbed; iPhone 5 ordered. Can't wait to play with Panorama mode! #easyvirtualtours
"Loses more parts than a leper on a pogo stick" - American Restoration
An original thought. There.
God save us from "The Chew" - It's a bit like the infomercials in 'Requiem for a Dream'
If you're one of those drivers who leaves a 20' gap in front at a light for no apparent reason; feck you.
Does this tweet make my asinine look big? #dailyshow
All avocados need is salt and lime, honest!
Who doesn't like eating their weight in shrimp?