They say that we are what we eat. This means that I am cheap, easy and ready in 2 minutes!

I slipped on stairs while carrying 3 bottles of wine in pocket.My heart sank realizing wetness on my clothes but thankfully it was blood!

The difference between you and a box of shit is the box.

Life is like a tweet. Limited and possibly serving some purpose but no-one really knows, what?

You got it all wrong. I said you are extraordinary with a pause between extra and ordinary.

Parental Guidance is absolutely necessary. Without it, the children turn into the likes of Digvijay Singh and Manish Tiwari.

No matter in which company I work, the printer, consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Customer: "I am using Windows Vista". Tech Support: "Yes". Customer:"My comp is not working". Tech Support:"You have already said that"

Adults are actually kids; kids with authority and money

And said GOD, "Let there be jokes" and then there was "Your MOM"

I was suffering from amnesia once... may be twice...

They wanted to simplify things.Instead, they have complicated things to such extent that Apple and Blackberry are not just fruits anymore.

Written on the back of the T-Shirt of a biker: "If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off"

It should be named as LOSS Vegas.

You have a unique quality. You make strangers easily!

Why they keep calling it a 'building' even if its already built.

Fed up with the hotel food now. I am yearning for every shitty thing, my wife cooked.

Salary day today!! I will get full 93 bucks to spend. Ya... thats the amount my wife allows me to use from my salary.

Life may be short but still, it has enough time to be kind and compassionate.

Breaking laws can lead to fun. Breaking 'in-laws' can lead to euphoria!