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They say that we are what we eat. This means that I am cheap, easy and ready in 2 minutes!
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Life is like a tweet. Limited and possibly serving some purpose but no-one really knows, what?
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I slipped on stairs while carrying 3 bottles of wine in pocket.My heart sank realizing wetness on my clothes but thankfully it was blood!
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I was suffering from amnesia once... may be twice...
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Adults are actually kids; kids with authority and money
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Written on the back of the T-Shirt of a biker: "If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off"
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Guy: "I love you" Gal(ignores) "Whats the time?" [Waiter comes in with bill] Gal: Ok, I love you too!
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Breaking laws can lead to fun. Breaking 'in-laws' can lead to euphoria!
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You have a unique quality. You make strangers easily!
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Why they keep calling it a 'building' even if its already built.
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You should change your name to "SHUT UP" so that its easy for other people to deal with you!
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Sanity is overrated. There is much fun in being insane.
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Moving ur head sideways to watch hot chicks on road is good for your eyes but don't try it from a barber's chair. Its not good for your ears
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So what, if we are not able to decide. Look at the positive side. My mind is more clean than yours since I keep changing it.
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Lesson Learned: While waving, I will make sure to use all my fingers!
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Here is my resume. You can now produce 'ooh' and 'aah' sounds on my experience.
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"Ok..now try licking your genitals. This is the only dog-like thing you are not doing here!"
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The insides of eyelids are black in color. Close your eyes and you will see it.
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I forgot the password of my Yahoo account. Actually I forgot, the name of my girl-friend of those days when I created this account!
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I didn't realized that by saying, "We will soon have a paperless office", they also meant paperless bathroom. I am pulling my pants up!
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