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If you cut your pizza up into small pieces you can use it as a topping for your other pizza.
Damn girl are you sitting on an F5 key cos that ass is refreshing.
What idiot named them rap battles instead of diss appointments.
*arrives at starbucks date 15 mins late with starbucks*
"Cut me some slack." - guy who eats pants lol
Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City, I'm a thousand miles away ｂｕｔ ＳＡＴＡＮ Ｓ Ｅ Ｎ Ｄ Ｓ Ｈ Ｉ Ｓ Ｒ Ｅ Ｇ Ａ Ｒ Ｄ Ｓ
Do you take Kim to be your AWFULLY wedded wife? *Kanye giggles at the clever line he wrote. He turns & winks at his best man, a mirror.*
Daft Punk remove their helmets to reveal they are both Kanye West.
WHY HAS THE COST OF BALLOONS INCREASED OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS??
Sorry son, you know the rules. No video games after 7pm, and look it’s 5pm. 22 hours past 7.
i hope everybody is gavin a good week
HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA. COLD SINGLES IN YOUR AREA. A LOT OF EXTREME WEATHER IN YOUR AREA LATELY.
If i had to kiss hitler i wouldnt even use my good kiss moves because i hate him so much
Stay in school. Forever. Never leave. Forget your family. Forget your home. This is your life now.
Ads that say “1 million people can't be wrong!” probably didn’t hear about Nazis.
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