@g00se1212 That's everywhere my friend.

@g00se1212 I bet the scariest gun to Jesus would be a nail gun.

@_heykaren If you laugh at anything from a professional stand point, you're wrong. Outside of that, it's not bad to laugh. There is a time.

@nikiwithissues Don't know why, but this made me think of you. pic.twitter.com/1bIjyEzDaH

@donnyvin I like how you just flowed right into that one.

@donnyvin At least you're not pregnant.

@_heykaren Uhhh, sandwich. Duh.

You can come and get my guns, but you're gonna get the bullets first.

Some people are professionally stupid.

It's a "Say Anything" kind of day.

@nikiwithissues As long as she keeps the gloves on.

@pussywhisker Noone gets the Come on Eileen reference? Wtf?

@nikiwithissues You are the lantern to my ring.

@pussywhisker beef, leaf, brief.

@perryjerisho @nickyhilton It rises an hour later too.

“@elleburdi: Kony baloney. #KONY2012” It's bologna.

@money_mike_ Glad I continued reading passed "with my sweet ass."

http://t.co/WRkcPvbG

@boymeeetsworld @brookemeissner Yup, fucktarded moron.

@money_mike_ PBR is not hipster beer, it's trailer park beer.