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"Developer looking at production logs after a regression with downtime" oil canvas, circa 1580. https://twitter.com/DrummerHead/status/640198974297796608 …
Years of programming and my legacy looks like is going to be a tumblr of paints with captions ...
"An introduction to Category Theory for Software Engineers"
Dr Steve Easterbrook
Discovered an amazing productivity hack, it's called "sleep"
let's rename "float" to "voodoo" and "double" to "doubleVoodoo", that way you can adjust your expectations accordingly
I just finally played with ScalaCheck ... it found a couple of bugs in my code that where obscure corner cases... is amazing!
Q: How many golf balls fit on a schoolbus?
Q: How did you come up with that number?
A: pulled from my *ss, just like your Q
Spring, for when you want to trade Java verbosity for XML verbosity and lose type safety along the way
Lmao if you send me a "Great opportunity for a truly senior java/scala dev" but then get offended when I ask for a competitive US salary
apparently I suck at live coding interviews
Category Theory is the math of composition (and programming is all about composition) https://twitter.com/SusanPotter/status/699974281623515138 …
Father, software surgeon, code juggler, Scala fan and Haskell noob. Full heap developer. My tweets are not my own, the voices in my head tell me what to type.
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