too much talking, not enough jousting. #sixwords

I dont know how I got elton john stuck in my head this morning but I am not at all pleased with this fact

This is just way more bullshit than I woke up prepared to tolerate today.

one of these days my eyes are gonna roll clean outta my head.

I've tried to give up the crocs, I really have. But...

The more I have to think about it the less inclined I am to "get with the program."

cinco da who? where's my bushmills?

Bouts ta git ma hair did.

I don't know what the neighbor is up to today but i don't fucking like it,

so it turns out, you don't "get me" after all.

Rainy? Monday? Yes please...that sounds fucking perfect!

another strange day in a strange place.

i can tolerate a whole bunch of bullshit, but i won't tolerate that kind of bullshit.

Don't go fucking up another saturday night with more of your bullshit drama.

Despite what you may have heard I really can't fuck off for you. You're gonna have to take care of that yourself.

Misery loves trampolines.

Just because you feel that the dead horse hasn't been beaten enough doesn't mean I have to hang around and listen to you beat it some more.

So if it doesn't get 50+ stars in the first week it's just not gonna get 50+ stars is it?

also, there appears to be a bitch opossum camped out under mi casa.

Alright now, where in the fuck is my keytar?