Welcome to England, where we're so fucking stupid that we set our capital city on fire.

Accompanying your favourite song with terrible lip synching and dramatic facial expressions. Don't pretend you've never done it.

@concertweirdos saying you caught a pick, when really you had to tackle several people nearly twice your size for it. #concertweirdos

Screw you I am funny dammit. http://t.co/DKrpPRzH

#imagine Justin's wearing a hoodie and you're in a vest top. It starts raining. You: I'm so cold. Justin: should have brought a jacket then.

Pre-MCR, Bob drummed at Disney World for Aladdin and The Little Mermaid, but quit because someone yelled at him for his sideburns. #MCRfacts

#UglyGirlsAreNotAllowed to be made to feel any less than beautiful. We're all human, nobody's perfect. Ugly is just a concept, nothing more.

I've seen people on youtube compare Freddie Mercury to God. That's kind of blasphemous, I mean, he's okay, but... He's not Freddie Mercury.

cut my wife into pieces, this is my last divorce.

Obama: "I like Coke" Fox News: "Obama has declared war on Pepsi"

nowhere in the Bible did it state that Jesus was not a velociraptor.

You don't have to be happy for Brendon & Sarah, but stop with the death threats and do not think that Brendon was ever going to marry you.

I think the Panic!Fanmily are the only fanbase I know of that can get excited over seeing a tweet about milk.

Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one, then. #equalmarriage

Hi, I'm a year ten, I have a pile of homework big enough to light a bonfire with and no social life.

Oh, you're trying to ban horse racing? Well, good luck, I'm sure it'll be as effective as the time you tweeted about Kony.

If you think you're a better fan just because you have a ton of merch or they tour in your area a lot... well, sorry. You're mistaken.

I think too much, too deeply and too often.

That is how you put on a fucking show. #MCR #Reading11

#ToMyUnbornChild If you don't get signed by Fueled By Ramen then there's a small chance I'll consider disowning you. Love you, sweetums.