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4yo in co-op today, arms outstretched "Behold! A world of yoghurts". We had hoped he'd be the normal one.
My consumption brings all the boys to the yard. My cough is better than yours. I could phlegm on you, but I'd have to charge.
I'd just like to assure any potential visitors that the stuff on the bathroom towel is Cornetto.
Kids are teaching my mum how to use the Wii, and discovering how she earned the ironic nickname 'Madame Atari' in the eighties.
That striped jumper fire sale must have been the best day of Jean Paul Gaultier's life.
It was from tea made with water from the kettle. I'm not some kettle licking, moss toothed, skank.
When I see news of elephants being killed it makes me wish I had some proper ninja skills.
ISS spotted, nanight Cmdr Hadfield and your lovely moustache. *makes heart fingers*
'Mummy, can you open this?' 'Oh, come on, you're a bright boy I'm sure you can open a CD wrapper.' 2hours later, I'm firing up the lawnmower